Monthly Archives: March 2012

‘The Walking Dead’ and what we want to see

Last night’s second season finale of AMC’s “The Walking Dead” was pretty good — and viewers must have thought so too. They turned out in huge numbers: The finale scored a series record of 9 million viewers.

The finale did a good job resolving some storylines and hinting at others, including the prison (glimpsed at the end) that will figure into next season’s plot and the debut of sword-wielding good gal Michonne.

But we’re greedy. Here’s what we want to see when the show returns for its third season:

The return of Merle. Everybody’s favorite one-handed racist, Merle, is set to return in the third season of “The Walking Dead,” according to recent comments from actor Michael Rooker. Except for a hallucination visitation to brother Daryl, Merle has been absent for a long time. Can you imagine the tension between him and Daryl when they’re reunited? How will Merle react to Daryl’s new life as a good guy?

The return of Lennie James and Adrian Turner as father and son Morgan and Duane Jones. Rick encountered them early in the first season but left them behind in his hunt for wife Lori. James is a cool actor who brightens up every TV show he’s in. Wouldn’t it be great to see what Morgan and Duane have been doing in the weeks since the fall of Atlanta and the end of the world?

More for T-Dog. Robert “IronE” Singleton looked like he could be a very strong character in the early days of the show. But T-Dog has faded into the background in the past year or more. A character is only as good as his antagonists, and T-Dog was never better than when he had Michael Rooker’s racist Merle to play against, however briefly. Here’s hoping T-Dog will get some screen time next season.

More Hershel. Yeah, I know. I hardly thought I would be saying that. But as written and played in last night’s season finale, Scott Wilson’s Hershel was a hard-edged, kick-ass character. He’s sure to experience remorse from the loss of family members and his beloved farm. That loss could turn him into TV’s first brooding senior citizen zombie killer.

The secret of the helicopter. At the start of last night’s season finale, a helicopter flies over Atlanta. Besides drawing the attention of the walkers, the chopper implies somebody is still doing more than dodging zombies and hunting with bow and arrow (no offense, Daryl). Who was in the copter? The Governor? (Not the governor of Georgia, but the bad guy who’s set to show up in the third season.) The military? The president? Which leads us to the final thing we want to see next season …

The big picture. Not since the characters left Atlanta have we had any feel for what’s going on in the wide, wide world of zombies. Maybe when they get to the prison someone on the inside will have the rundown on how the plague of zombies is affecting the rest of the U.S. or even the globe. They’ve got working lights. Maybe they’ve got cable!

There’s a lot to anticipate for next season on “The Walking Dead.” I’m looking forward to seeing what the producers do with the show.

 

 

‘The Walking Dead’ season finale: Burning down the … barn

After  a second season that tested the limits of its viewers’ patience at times — and at other times excelled as after-the-end-of-the-world melodrama — “The Walking Dead” went out with a bang tonight.

Lots of bangs, as a matter of fact, followed by exploding walker heads. Also fire, as in the fire that burned down farmer Hershel’s barn.

In this case, fire good. Walkers bad!

Some thoughts on tonight’s episode:

The helicopter: As the episode begins, walkers in the streets of Atlanta notice a black helicopter overhead. They stumble after it, a journey that takes them out into the countryside and to the fields of Hershel’s farm. The helicopter not only explains why all the walkers showed up in the countryside at one time but teased us with the possibility of other survivors. Who was in that helicopter?

The badass chronicles: Daryl, with his crossbow and attitude, is a fan favorite on this show. Tonight he didn’t disappoint, tooling around on his motorcycle and snarking at people. Oh, and killing walkers. But Hershel, the mild-mannered veterinarian who has been an annoyance at times this season, grabbed his gun and put down a lot of walkers tonight. He also backed the new, more badass version of Rick who took charge by the end of tonight’s episode.

“We’re all infected.” Rick reveals what the doctor at the Centers for Disease Control whispered to him at the end of the first season. It makes perfect sense — the zombie plague had to begin somehow, after all — but casts a pall over the whole proceedings. If you manage to avoid walkers for 20 years and have a heart attack, you come back as a walker. Bummer.

The prison: The next major setting for the series is straight out of the comic book series. I haven’t read that far in the comics, but there’s potential for a lot of conflict there. We glimpse it at the end of the episode.

Michonne: One of the most-awaited characters from the comic book series showed up right before the final scene, as a hooded, sword-wielding figure  rescues Andrea from a horde of walkers. On “Talking Dead” afterward, the show’s producers confirmed that the hooded swordswoman was popular comic book character Michonne. Creator Robert Kirkman (I think it was) said that Michonne is the first character who’s not just surviving in the post-apocalyptic world but has it all figured out.

I’ll come back to the topic of “The Walking Dead” at some point soon — certainly before the show returns next fall — but it’s been fun blogging about the series this season and I’m looking forward to season three.

The Great Newspaper Comics Challenge Part 5

It’s Sunday and that means (at least lately it does) a look at what’s in the comics pages. ‘Cause there’s still something good even though “Calvin and Hobbes” and “The Far Side” are long gone. Right?

“Classic Peanuts” jumps into March Madness with the kids playing basketball. Unfortunately, the hoop is on Snoopy’s dog house and baskets wake him up. Not one of Charlie Schulz’ best.

“Garfield” sits by with a cup of coffee while Jon cleans out his wallet, then advises his person, “Time for a man purse, pack rat.” Is this thing on?

“Wizard of Id” has the wizard walking past various ogres and giant spiders and rats, unperturbed, only to squeek when he seeks his wife with her hair in rollers and green stuff on her face. Hello? Hello? (Cricket noise.)

“Speed Bump” is a play on old “Frankenstein” movies with the mad doctor and Igor choosing a brain for the monster. The jars are labeled “Normal Brain,” “Abnormal Brain” and “Brain With Song Stuck In It.” “No, Igor! That would just be cruel,” the doctor says. Pretty good.

“Blondie” tries out a new hairstyle and Dagwood reacts with shock. Frankly, so did I. Doesn’t this look like Donald Trump’s hairdo?

Freaky.

“Dennis the Menace” discovers, about 15 years late, that truism about how kids are better with computers than adults. Next they’re going to show Dennis signing up for an AOL account.

Finally, “Ziggy” just confuses me. Ziggy’s bird is hanging upside down on his perch with comic strip “confusion” circles around his head. Ziggy asks his dog and cat, “Did you put butter on his perch again?”

Is butter why the bird is hanging upside down? Wouldn’t he just fall off, completely unable to hang on at all, if the perch were slippery? Why does he look like he’s taken a blow to the head?

Maybe Dennis the Menace could explain it to me.

New trailer for ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’

I’ve mentioned before that I really enjoyed Seth Grahame-Smith’s novel “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.” It’s a fast, fun read that plays its story straight: The nation’s 16th president discovers, as a young man, that vampires are a plague upon the nation.

Grahame-Smith’s story, in which Lincoln has an unlikely mentor in his war against vampires, has a title that invites smirks. But the book is a compelling and somber read. The addition of a supernatural subplot to Lincoln’s life fits, bizarrely enough.

Director Timur Bekmambatov’s movie version comes out on June 22. There’s a new trailer out for the movie that emphasizes both the story’s tragedy-infused tone as well as what looks like crazy action.

‘The Green Hornet’ still carries a sting

In a recent blog item about “The Lone Ranger,” I noted the relationship between that radio (and later TV and movie) vigilante and “The Green Hornet.” It’s the kind of geeky stuff I just can’t get enough of.

So I thought I would return to the subject of “The Green Hornet,” one of the coolest masked vigilantes this side of Gotham City.

Nostalgia channel MeTV had a mini-marathon of the 1966 “Green Hornet” series tonight, so seeing a couple of  episodes of the show prompted me to mention a few notable elements of the series.

The Green Hornet and Kato were outlaws. This aspect of the show was way ahead of its time. Sure, there was a random episode or two of the campy “Batman” series in which the Penguin or somebody framed Batman as a bad guy. But “The Green Hornet” was considered a criminal by the police and public. Of course he was a good guy, but he shared a bad PR agent with Spider-man.

The show’s opening theme was the coolest. Rimsky-Korsakov’s “Flight of the Bumblebee” was an inspired choice for theme, and cool jazzman Al Hirt performed a blisteringly hot version. The theme was so cool that Quentin Tarantino used it in “Kill Bill” decades later.

The show wasn’t campy. “Batman,” by the same producer, was a huge hit but still leaves a sour taste in some fans’ mouths because of its campy “Biff! Pow! Only cross the street when you have a walk signal” feel. “The Green Hornet” wasn’t campy or silly. It was a straight tale of cool good guys busting mobsters.

Bruce Lee. Van Williams might have starred as newspaper publisher Britt Reid and the Green Hornet, but Lee — soon to become an international star — was frosty cool as Kato, the Hornet’s sidekick and chauffeur.

Martial arts. Sure, the show wasn’t as accomplished in showcasing the prowess of Lee and his fists of fury as modern-day series would be. Fight choreography back then just wasn’t as elaborate as it is today. But there’s no mistaking Lee’s skills.

Newspaper love. Reid was the publisher of a Los Angeles newspaper. While his vigilante activities might have been a little too participatory for journalism purists, Reid’s fearless crime-busting was something to which budding reporters like me could aspire. Besides, how many shows besides this one and “Lou Grant” routinely took place in a newspaper office, with shots of papers running through presses?

“The Green Hornet” lasted only one season, but the show is still watchable today, maybe even more so than “Batman.”

“Dark Shadows’ gets a trailer. Ohhhkay.

Should we or should we not be surprised that director Tim Burton and star Johnny Depp have turned “Dark Shadows” into a campy comedy?

Burton and Depp have teamed for a series of movies that have varied wildly in quality and reception by fans and critics. The idea of them teaming for “Dark Shadows,” the big-screen version of the fondly remembered 1960s daytime supernatural soap, set off the expected alarm bells.

Would the movie be ghoulish and straight-faced or campy and over the top?

With the release of the “Dark Shadows” trailer, I think we know the answer.

The basic premise of the show is translated into the movie’s plot. Barnabas Collins (Depp) is cursed by a witch in the 1700s and buried for two centuries. He is dug up in 1972 and joins his descendants in his gothic ancestral home.

In the series, anti-hero Collins (played by Jonathan Frid) mostly overcame his impulses to kill and fought the forces of evil.

In the movie, it appears that Barnabas is reunited with his family only to have to fight off some … corporate takeover attempt by Angelique, the witch who cursed him 200 years earlier.

The plot appears to revolve around Barnabas’ attempts to resist the romantic intentions of Angelique (Eva Green) in a series of scenes that involved groovy period music and … a disco ball of death?

“Dark Shadows” was unlikely to be a full-on supernatural soap opera in its big-screen incarnation. And honestly, while the original show has fans — including me — they won’t make up the bulk of the movie audience. To succeed, “Dark Shadows” has to sell tickets to millions of people who weren’t even born when the show went off the air.

But it remains to be seen if Burton and Depp have produced a funny, shocking hit like “Beetlejuice” or the latest in a string of oddball movies like “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” and “Alice in Wonderland.”

The movie opens May 11.

‘Avengers’ Japanese trailer is trailerific

I guess we can play this game, you and me and the Interwebs, right up until May 4 and the theatrical debut of “The Avengers.”

Every couple of days it seems like, some more “Avengers” goodness promoting the Joss Whedon movie comes along. Today it’s the Japanese trailer.

Granted, a lot of the footage we’ve seen in previous trailers and TV spots. And while the trailer does end with the flying snake thing (Fin Fang Foom?), the cool shot of Hulk catching Iron Man in mid-dead drop is missing.

But the Japanese trailer does have some cool moments:

Hawkeye sliding between bad guys on a rubble-strewn New York street.

The first shot of Pepper Potts, confirming the “Iron Man” supporting character is in the movie.

A beauty shot of the SHIELD helicarrier lifting out of the Atlantic.

Cool.

Okay, so what can we look forward to tomorrow?

Josh Bazell’s ‘Wild Thing’ is funny and brutal

A couple of years ago, Josh Bazell made a big impression with his first book, “Beat the Reaper,” a funny and brutal crime novel about Pietro Brnwa, a former mob family member who went into the witness protection program. Brnwa went through medical school and had settled into a big-city hospital job when his past — in the former of mobsters looking for him — caught up with him.

Brnwa is back in Bazell’s sequel, “Wild Thing,” one of the most unusual and rewarding crime novels I’ve read this year.

It works chiefly because Bazell’s sense of humor is as sharp as his sense of justice. The book is harsh — although there’s no moment to equal the scene in “Beat the Reaper” when Brnwa performs impromptu surgery on himself — but also laugh-out-loud funny.

As the book opens, Brnwa is working as a cruise ship physician. For the most part, he’s treating the downtrodden crew for bad teeth and venereal diseases. And he’s looking over his shoulder for any members of the mob family that’s hunting him.

Then Brnwa gets a message from a contact offering him an offbeat but lucrative job: Brnwa would represent a billionaire — the 14th-richest man in the United States — on a hunting trip in the wilds of Minnesota.

It seems that the billionaire wants to know if a lake monster is living in the waters of a remote Minnesota lake, feeding on the occasional swimmer. Brnwa’s scientific background as well as his ability to take care of himself against even supernatural odds makes him a strangely apt choice.

Accompanied by the billionaire’s resident paleontologist, Violet Hurst, Brnwa heads for the northern lake country.

A pleasantly teasing relationship quickly develops between Brnwa and Violet, but the real fun in the book is the group they accompany on the lake monster expedition. There’s a couple of low-grade celebrities, some outdoorsy types and one real-life political figure whose presence lends a bizarre reflection of reality to the story and leaves little doubt about Brnwa’s politics.

I won’t reveal the real-life special guest here — nor will I solve the mystery of the lake monster — but her appearance ably demonstrates the funhouse nature of Bazell’s book. The political figure, that is. Well, and the lake monster too.

One of the most interesting things about the book is the extensive use of footnotes. I don’t remember this from “Beat the Reaper,” but it adds a new level of humor here as Bazell comments and elaborates on his own story.

Part of the fun in this book is also the packaging. The inside front-and-back covers are line drawings that appear to show Brnwa and Violet in a series of adventures: getting chased by a tiger, outrunning a volcano, eluding a werewolf, being waterboarded. The illustrations look like nothing so much as the kind of drawings that decorated old-time Hardy Boys books.

The drawings were just larks, no doubt, inspired ideas that tip the reader off that Bazell’s sense of humor is offbeat.

But I’d be happy if Bazell wrote further adventures of Brnwa and Violet. And I’d love to see them take on that werewolf.

‘Justified’ begins gathering ‘Loose Ends’

If we learned nothing else from “Justified” tonight, it was: Kentucky women are badass.

“Loose Ends,” tonight’s episode of the third season of “Justified” on FX, was in some ways another “moving pieces into place” episode. U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens and Detroit-mobster-comes-to-Harlan-County Quarles look to be headed for a major conflict. The preview for next week had the two of them facing off.

But tonight Quarles was off stage to a great extent and Raylan was doing what he does best: Dealing with Kentucky lowlifes.

Tonight that meant Tanner, the hood who previously ran an illegal medical clinic, trying to shake down a bomb maker. Tanner isn’t — wasn’t — very smart, but how smart do you have to be to know you shouldn’t threaten a bomb maker?

The meat of the episode was left for Boyd Crowder and his moll, Ava, who acted to protect their own interests tonight.

Boyd gave a bravura VFW hall campaign speech for his preferred candidate for Harlan County sheriff in an effort to unseat Quarles’ bought-and-paid-for lawman.

And Ava let her shotgun do the talking once again as she blew away a lowlife (another one) who formerly pimped out some local girls, set them up as bank robbers and then began killing them to eliminate witnesses.

It was one of the highlights of this very strong season so far when Ava (Joelle Carter) suggested to Boyd that she take over as madam. Watching Walton Goggins’ Boyd try to cover his smile was priceless.

 

End of an era: Encyclopedia Britannica stops printing

A belated moment of silence for home phones, videocasette recorders and now, the Encyclopedia Britannica.

After 244 years, the print version of Encyclopedia Britannica is no more.

The company has decided that the 32-volume set for 2012 will be the last to be published on paper.

The decision was an easy one for the company, CNN reported today. Sales of the printed and bound encyclopedia account for only about a percent of the company’s revenue. Even the online version, available since 1994, accounts for only about 15 percent. The company makes most of its money from teaching tools.

Still, for many of us from a certain era of students, the end of the encyclopedia is a nostalgic thing.

Decades before Wikipedia and even sketchier online information sources, encyclopedia sets were the end-all-and-be-all of do-it-yourself learning.

I can’t count the number of times I went to the library and looked up a subject — Egypt, for example, or agriculture — and found the materials I needed for a report. I sometimes — I’m not afraid to admit this — even read encyclopedia volumes when I didn’t have to.

The encyclopedia had what I consider one of the best features of a modern-day print newspaper or magazine: A strong editor’s hand exercised on authoritative material.

Sure there’s a ton of information out there online, much of it valuable. But neither Wikipedia nor most online sources, unless they’re backed by a university, a news publication or Snopes, can be trusted almost without fail.

The Britannica, and most encyclopedias, could.

I’m sure some mistakes crept in. No one could list every export of Brazil in order of importance without making some mistakes.

So it’s a sad day that Encyclopedia Britannica is soon to be gone, at least from between hardcovers.

But I don’t have a current — even a not-so-current — set of Encyclopedia Britannica in my home, so what do I know?

Not enough, apparently.