‘Iron Man 3’ spoiler? Really, don’t read on …

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Not very many days ago I wrote that I don’t want to know more about “Iron Man 3.”

It was a lie and I am a damn dirty liar.

So today the Interwebs are lit up with reports from early screenings of “Iron Man 3” that indicate the nature of the post credits – or is it mid-credits, like the Thanos scene in “The Avengers?” – stinger for “Iron Man 3.”

Yes, we’ve heard rumors that Tony Stark will suit up in a space-going armor at the end of “Iron Man 3.” All the better for Iron Man to take his place on the “Guardians of the Galaxy” team.

So … maybe.

But now we’re told that the credits scene of “Iron Man 3” gives us something we’ve wanted to see since the end of “The Avengers.”

Still want to know?

Are you sure?

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Yes, at the end of “The Avengers,” Tony Stark and Bruce Banner take off together, newly found comrades in science.

We’ve wanted to see more of that duo ever since.

Early spoilers from “Iron Man 3” screenings indicate that the story of the movie, told in flashback by a traumatized Tony, is actually recounted to … Bruce Banner.

In the spoilery credits scene, Tony is talking and talking and talking and … Bruce is dozing off.

“You know, I’m not that kind of a doctor,” Banner tells Stark, who continues with his story.

Okay, so do you feel better or worse?

 

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