Monthly Archives: September 2013

‘Thor’ trading Asgard for Fortress of Solitude?

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So director Shane Black is making a Doc Savage movie, based on the pulp magazine hero, as his follow-up to “Iron Man 3.”

That’s enough to have old fans of Clark Savage pretty happy. And we already knew that.

But who could conceivably play the bred-from-birth-to-be-perfect Savage, a towering man of action and intellect?

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It’s all over the web already, but an interviewer asked Black about “Thor” and “Avengers” and “Rush” actor Chris Hemsworth.

“Not a bad idea,” Black replied.

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Really not a bad idea at all.

Hemsworth is already about as tall as Doc. He’s got the physique and the features. He can pull off the longish hair if Black decides to go with something other than the James Bama skullcap look for Doc.

And I think he’d be totally suitable as the prototype for later comic book characters like Superman.

It probably won’t happen … but maybe it should.

 

Comic book odd: The Joker’s boners

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Ah, the Golden Age of comics.

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Such an innocent time. A time when Batman’s arch nemesis the Joker could talk about boners and nobody would snicker.

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Fast forward a few decades. Let the snickering begin.

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These panels from old “Batman” books from DC  prove that the English language is a living, ever-changing thing.

Now where’s that Bat-boner-repellant when we need it?

Classic SF on TV: ‘Outer Limits: Soldier’

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When “The Outer Limits,” an ABC TV anthology series, began airing, Rod Serling’s “The Twilight Zone” had been on the air for four years and was making its mark with literate science fiction and fantasy stories by great writers like Richard Matheson.

“The Outer Limits,” which has always had less recognition than “The Twilight Zone,” nevertheless presented smart and ahead-of-their-time SF and fantasy tales, including the first episode of the second season, “Soldier.”

Written by established author Harlan Ellison, “Soldier” (1964) was the first of two episodes of “The Outer Limits” written by Ellison. In “Soldier” and “Demon with a Glass Hand,” Ellison explored somewhat different takes on the same kind of story: A soldier from the future comes back in time to our present day (well, 1964 in the case of “Soldier”). He’s pursued by a relentless killer who’s also from the future. The soldier ends up protecting modern-day humans before he meets his fate.

If the story sounds familiar … well, Ellison thought a movie that came out 20 years later took too many liberties with his basic idea. More on that in a minute.

In “Soldier,” Michael Ansara (who died just recently) plays Qarlo, a soldier from 1800 years in the future who materializes, in full battle gear, in a big-city alley after a battle in the future with his enemy. Qarlo quickly attracts the attention of the police, who arrest him after he melts their patrol car.

Once Qarlo, who struggles like a caged animal, is in the hands of the FBI, an agent (Tim O’Connor) calls in Kagan, a language expert (Lloyd Nolan), to try to figure out what language Qarlo is speaking. It’s English, Kagan says, and he quickly (probably too quickly, but hey, it’s an hour-long show) theorizes that Qarlo is a soldier from the future, in a time when men like Qarlo are bred to be soldiers, fighting machines with no knowledge of love and family and no master but the state.

Kagan, trying to introduce Qarlo to the modern-day world because they have no way of sending him  back to his own time, even takes him home to meet his family.

There’s that other soldier from the future to be considered, however, and a showdown in the Kagan family living room that feels kind of anti-climactic.

There are more than a few leaps in logic in “Soldier,” but most of them can be forgiven. A couple of head-scratchers – Qarlo’s lines-and-circles drawing of his – our – solar system is taken to a scientist who can tell, from the rudimentary sketch, that the Earth’s position around the Sun indicates Qarlo came from 1,800 years in the future – stand out.

But a lot about the episode is still effective, including Ansara’s performance as the bred-and-born soldier and Nolan’s intuitive expert. I also loved O’Connor, a character actor who is great in so many TV shows in the 1960s, 1970s and 1980s, as the snappy FBI agent.

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You’ve probably figured out that a lot of people – notably Ellison – have drawn comparisons between “Soldier” and “Demon with a Glass Hand” and “The Terminator,” director James Cameron’s 1984 SF adventure about two soldiers – one an android – who time-travel back from the future to the present day (well, the 80s), one to kill a woman who’s crucial to the future of mankind and one to protect her.

Ellison heard about the similarities before the movie came out and investigated. His attempts to see the movie before it premiered were stymied by Cameron and his studio. Cameron had apparently joked to a reporter that he had “ripped off” a couple of Ellison “Outer Limits” ideas. Eventually Ellison saw the movie and recognized enough of his plot to threaten to sue.

Ellison ended up with – according to a video interview with him that I saw – $65,000 to $75,000 and an acknowledgement, in the end credits of video releases of “The Terminator,” to his work.

“The Terminator” might have been made even without the inspiration of “Soldier” and it might not. But there’s no doubt that “Soldier” got there first and gave us a sci-fi story that still holds up.

Stephen King’s ‘Joyland’ a thrill ride

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It’s a pleasure for me to say that “Joyland” is one of Stephen King’s best books in years and one of my favorites.

I went into “Joyland” with some expectations, certainly. At fewer than 300 pages, the story – about a young man’s summer working in a low-rent amusement park – promised to be lean and – because of the Hard Case Crime publishing house imprint, complete with 1950s-paperback-style cover and packaging – mean.

Well, the book isn’t all that mean, although there’s a thrilling climax with high stakes for hero Devin Jones. There’s a bittersweet and nostalgic tone to the book. But “Joyland” has its creepy moments.

It’s been a while since I bought and read everything King published as it hit bookstores. Looking at a list of his books just now, I’m kind of startled and chagrinned about how early I checked out on him.

After all, the guy wrote “Carrie” and “Salem’s Lot” and “The Stand,” three of my favorite reads. “The Stand” in particular is a classic and I’ve read and re-read its 800-plus pages.

King still had me for years to follow those three masterpieces. I enjoyed the “Night Shift” collection and “The Dead Zone” and “Firestarter” and “Danse Macabre,” his combination autobiography and fond look at his genre. “Cujo” and “Pet Cemetery” and “Christine” were still great reads, as was “The Talisman,” a “Stand”-like cross-country adventure he co-wrote with Peter Straub. Part of the book even takes place a few miles from where I’m sitting right now.

But after the simple pleasures of “Misery,” I struggled with “It,” as much as I liked it, and never made it through “Thinner.” I fell away from King after that, never reading a single book he turned out in the 1990s and much of the 2000s. I re-read “The Stand,” though.

Then I jumped back into King’s camp with some of his later books. Sure, “Under the Dome” had an ending that fizzled but the epic 2009 story – at a thousand pages – was compelling. So was “11-22-63,” his 2011 story about time travel and the Kennedy assassination.

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I can’t say I was relieved that “Joyland” was a few hundred pages shorter than those books. Surely,  thought, King will stick the landing and come up with the great ending some of his books lack.

And yeah, he did.

“Joyland” is a memory recounted, in relaxed fashion, by Devin Jones, who as a college student in 1973 gets a job working at Joyland, a small amusement park in North Carolina. Dev is trying to recover from a bad break-up and some time away from college is just what he needs. He meets fellow summer jobseekers Erin and Tom and the three become a trio working under carnys both collegial and hostile.

Dev also meets Annie and Mike, a single, 30-something mom and her son, a young boy with muscular dystrophy. They live just up the beach near Joyland and Dev waves to Mike, sitting in a wheelchair on the beach, each day on his way to work.

Mike greets Dev every morning but Annie is alternately aloof and hostile. Like a lot of single moms of special needs kids, she’s fiercely protective, so when Dev is befriended by the mom and son, it feels like a plot milestone.

Propelling the story besides Dev’s growing and deepening friendships with Erin, Tom and Annie and Mike is a mystery. A few years ago, a young woman was murdered on the Horror House, Joyland’s only “dark” ride. The killer remains on the loose and, Dev and Erin find, is likely responsible for other slayings over the years.

And did I mention the ghost? Or the supernatural talent that young Mike possesses that will seem kind of familiar to readers of King’s fiction?

One reason I was drawn to “Joyland” was the carnival where the story unfolds. Carnivals and sideshows have always been fascinating to me, and King creates one that feels utterly realistic, from the description of duty inside a mascot costume to the crooked-or-not nature of games of skill.

King is an immensely talented writer, but some of his books feel like he’s having more fun than others. “Joyland” might have more cotton candy than grit, but it feels like King’s having fun. So we do too.

‘The Mindy Project’ comes back for second opinion

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“The Mindy Project,” created by and starring Mindy Kaling, was one of the most pleasant surprises of the last TV season.

Kaling, memorable from “The Office” and a brief role in “The 40-Year-Old Virgin,” stars in the Fox sitcom she created as a NYC doctor in a private practice populated with oddball types. Yes, we’ve seen the wacky lead surrounded by wacky supporting characters before. It’s a formula that proved tried and true as far back as Mary Tyler Moore and Bob Newhart’s sitcoms.

But “The Mindy Project” makes it all seem fresh and funny.

The series returns on Sept. 17 but Fox has put the episode online and On Demand in advance. So we could check it out. And of course, we did.

If the second season premiere seems kind of … light and frothy … well, that’s okay. The first season tackled some real, uncomfortable problems that often boiled down to Kalin’s character, Mindy Lahiri, feeling more than a little insecure and out of step with the rest of the world. We were treated to her every dating disaster – is there a more awkward situation than being on a double date and seeing the man and woman who aren’t supposed to be matched up hit it off incredible well? – and office faux pas.

The new episode picks up with Mindy living in Haiti with Casey (Anders Holm), her missionary boyfriend. Before the teaser is over, however, she has a medical emergency and is back in NYC. After her recovery, she goes back to her office only to find she’s been replaced in her private practice by a doctor named Leotard who’s played by James Franco. (Is Franco in every movie and TV series right now? Is that some kind of contractual thing?)

Meanwhile, fellow doc Danny (Chris Messina, wry and evasive as always) is trying to settle into a new relationship with his ex-wife, played by Chloe Sevigny, which includes trying to improve their intimacy. And Mindy and Casey draw closer to their wedding.

Naturally, things go astray for both couples.

The show is so funny and fast, you almost have to rewind it as you’re watching to catch all the quickly thrown-out jokes.

There’s a lot to like about the characters, especially the screw-loose male nurse Morgan (Ike Barinholtz), who’s armed with the best non-sequiturs on TV.

And the repartee between Mindy and Danny is  especially smart and funny. The two would seem to be perfect together: Perfectly wry and thorny in their every encounter, I mean. Here’s a “will they or won’t they?” relationship that is as absurd and enjoyable as it is low-key.

 

Classic ‘X-Files’ – ‘Home’

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I’m watching old episodes of “The X-Files” lately – on videocassette, no less – and not just because this week marks the 20th anniversary of the show’s debut.

I’m watching them because I haven’t seen them lately, and that circumstance applies in particular to one episode I’ve watched only a handful of times since it premiered nearly 17 years ago.

That’s just how disturbing “Home” is.

The second episode of the fourth season, originally airing in October 1996, “Home” is a monster of the week episode but just might be the creepiest hour of TV ever, from the opening moments of what appears to be a group of deformed creatures overseeing a misbegotten birth to the macabre ending centered around the trunk of a vintage Caddy.

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When a group of kids playing baseball find the bloody, buried remains of a severely deformed fetus, Mulder and Scully are called to the small town of Home to investigate the discovery and meet not only Sheriff Andy Taylor and his deputy, Barney, but also – at a distance at first – meet the Peacock family, three adult brothers who have been living on their own for 10 years. The Peacock boys have isolated since their parents died – or were injured – in a car accident. I say “died or injured” because, after the accident, the brothers made off with their parents and Sheriff Taylor says it’s only assumed the Peacock parents died.

That’s not the case, of course. The dark, dark secret of the Peacock family and the town of Home seeps out thanks to the investigation of Mulder and Scully.

For once, Scully is the instigator of the deeper investigation. Fueled by her concerns that the Peacock brothers might be kidnapping women to breed, Scully pushes Mulder into probing just what the Peacocks are doing in their remote house.

“Home” is the stuff of which nightmares are made.

Written by “X-Files” veterans Glen Morgan and James Wong and directed by Kim Manners, “Home” hits so many horrific notes, from the initially barely-glimpsed deformities of the Peacock brothers to the horrible attack on the sheriff to the glimpse of eyes through a crack in the floorboards of the Peacock house.

Random  observations:

“They raise and breed their own stock, if you get what I mean.” Holy shit, sheriff. Seriously, I think it’s time to bulldoze the Peacock homestead.

The brothers’ drive over to Sheriff Taylor’s house with Johnny Mathis’ “Wonderful, Wonderful” playing on the car radio – and what happens after they arrive – is enough to make your skin crawl up and off your body and out the door.

I wasn’t sure how the brothers could be quite so deformed, but Scully does make a reference to generations of in-breeding. And sure enough, a family photo shows the Peacock parents had weird noses. Or somethin’.

“Oh no,” Mulder exclaims as he spots something in the Peacock house: It’s the front page of the newspaper from when Elvis died.

Even though the episode was set in Pennsylvania, the writers plainly intended to evoke backwards southern stereotypes. Not just incest but a reference to “The War of Northern Aggression.”

As I’m watching these episodes from videotapes I made at the time they aired, I’m also catching a glimpse of commercials from the time. This episode included an America Online TV spot. New at the movies: “The Long Kiss Goodnight.”

We’re looking forward to ‘Dallas’ returning

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I’m enjoying TV series old and new this summer and fall, but I have to admit I’m looking forward to the return, over the winter, of some favorites like “The Walking Dead,” “Justified” and “Dallas.”

A reader asked when “Dallas” is returning for its third season. I did some online checking and found … well, nothing very specific. TNT says the third season – the first without Larry Hagman as J.R. Ewing – will return in early 2014.

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Here’s the TNT press release, from April:

TNT has renewed the hit drama series Dallas for a third season. Produced by Warner Horizon Television, Dallas centers on the Ewing clan, an enormously wealthy Texas family whose sibling rivalries, romantic betrayals, corruption and even murder are truly legendary. TNT has ordered 15 episodes for the third season, which is slated to launch in early 2014.

“Dallas has built a passionately loyal following with its expertly woven storylines, clever twists and turns, and numerous outstanding performances by a cast that spans generations,” said Michael Wright, president, head of programming for TNT, TBS and Turner Classic Movies (TCM). “Although we said goodbye to Larry Hagman and his iconic character J.R. Ewing this year, Dallas has many more stories left to tell, and the Ewing clan will continue to honor J.R.’s memory by keeping its audience surprised and delighted.”

TNT’s Dallas stars Patrick Duffy as Bobby Ewing, who is now the senior member of the Ewing family following the death of his older brother, J.R. Ewing. Linda Gray stars as Sue Ellen Ewing, J.R.’s former wife and the mother of his son, John Ross, played by Josh Henderson. Jesse Metcalfe is Christopher, Bobby’s adopted son, and Jordana Brewster is Elena Ramos, who grew up in the Ewing household and is now fighting for her own family’s legacy. Julie Gonzalo is Pamela Rebecca Barnes, Christopher’s ex-wife and the daughter of Cliff Barnes (Ken Kercheval), a longtime rival of the Ewings. Brenda Strong stars as Bobby’s wife, Ann, while Mitch Pileggi stars as Harris Ryland, Ann’s scheming ex-husband. The ensemble cast also includes Emma Bell as Emma Brown, a sheltered beauty whose father has taught her to distrust the world around her, and Kuno Becker as Drew Ramos, Elena’s troubled brother who has recently returned to Southfork.

Dallas launched on TNT last summer and ranked as basic cable’s #1 new drama of 2012 with key adult demos. In its second season, Dallas has averaged 3.8 million viewers in Live + 7 delivery, with 1.6 million adults 25-54 and 1.4 million adults 18-49.

Created by David Jacobs and developed by Cynthia Cidre, Dallas is executive-produced by Cidre, Michael M. Robin and Robert Rovner. The series is shot on location in the title city.

When I know a specific date, I’ll let you know.

Revisiting ‘World War Z’

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It had been a couple of years since I read “World War Z,” Max Brooks’ “Oral History of the Zombie War,” but in light of seeing the Brad Pitt-starring movie version this summer, I decided to revisit the book.

Reading it recently emphasized two thing to me:

Although I liked the movie fairly well, the book is much, much better.

The book was probably unfilmable as a two-hour movie.

The latter observation isn’t a new one or even new to me, of course. Brooks’ 2006 story is deliberately episodic. Every chapter has a different narrator and is set in a different location around the globe and a different time. True, there is an overarching framework – a United Nations researcher collects first-hand accounts 10 years after the zombie apocalypse – but there’s no place for a starring character – or actor, like Pitt – in the book. A few characters show up again but for the most part only as codas to their earlier tales.

The book’s strength lies in its episodic nature. No narrator, even an omnipotent, all-seeing one, could be as effective as the first-person accounts of the doctors, soldiers, government leaders, opportunists and even International Space Station astronauts as the zombie plague grows from initial outbreak into world-changing calamity.

Despite the premise – the walking dead, to coin a phrase – Brooks’ story is for the most part starkly realistic. There are few superheroics here. Civilians and soldiers fight to survive the onslaught of an enemy that is unlike any army on any battlefield.

Random observations:

I look forward, a few years hence, when somebody gets the idea of turning “World War Z” into a cable TV series. But I hope they’re faithful to Brooks’ story this time. And I hope they don’t decide, for the sake of an ongoing series, to turn Brooks’ book into a multi-year story like the producers of Stephen King’s “Under the Dome” apparently have done.

There’s a nice inside joke, late in the book, referencing Brooks’ father, renowned director and writer Mel Brooks. It’s a sly reference to “Free to Be You and Me,” the early 1970s Marlo Thomas production and one sketch in particular, in which Brooks and Thomas play newborn babies.

Classic comics cover: ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ 39

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Sometimes a classic comic book cover is just a cover. Sometimes it’s a classic cover not only because of the awesome and effective cover art but because of the story inside.

The 39th issue of “The Amazing Spider-Man” was a classic inside and out.

Back in the day, Marvel knew how to play the long game. The Green Goblin had been introduced in the pages of the Spidey comic in issue 14 in July 1964. But it wasn’t until issue 39, with a cover date of August 1966, that the true identity of the villain was revealed.

At the end of this comic, which saw the Goblin not only best a flu-weakened Spider-Man, the Goblin himself was revealed as Norman Osborn, businessman and father of Peter Parker’s friend, Harry.

Just look at that cover, by John Romita. If anything, it might have promised even more than the comic inside delivered. If that’s possible.

Comic book urban legend says writer and co-creator Stan Lee’s decision to make Osborn the Goblin so offended artist and co-creator Steve Ditko that Ditko wanted out of the series. At any rate, Romita completed the issue and gave us this classic cover.

Classic ‘X-Files’ – ‘Small Potatoes’

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By the 20th episode of the fourth season of “The X-Files,” “Small Potatoes,” the Chris Carter series about two FBI agents investigating unexplained phenomena, had really hit its stride. Episodes had not only explored the mythology of the show – admittedly one that would eventually implode – as well as monster-of-the-week stories. And, as in “Small Potatoes,” darkly comic mysteries.

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Agents Mulder (David Duchovny) and Scully (Gillian Anderson) go to a West Virginia small town that – according to a tabloid – has seen a rash of “monkey babies” – infants with tails – born.

By this point in the series, Duchovny had settled into his wry conspiracy theorist role and Anderson was firmly in her “voice of reason” mode.

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When Mulder discovers a schlubby janitor, Eddie (played by Darin Morgan, one of the series’ writers) is the likely culprit, Scully theorizes he’s used a date rape drug to take advantage of the women. But before the first commercial, the viewers learn that the janitor has the ability to change his appearance to look like anyone. He comes from circus folk, you see. Not only do tails run in his family, but so does a muscle mutation that allows short-term appearance changes.

Eventually, Eddie impersonates Mulder, leading to a climactic scene when Mulder attempts to seduce Scully, a twist of the “will they or won’t they” tease for Mulder and Scully ‘shippers.

Random observations:

“The birds and the bees and the monkey babies, Mulder.”

The episode debuted April 20, 1997, when the series was broadcast on Sunday nights.

Eddie actor Morgan won an Emmy for writing the 1996 episode “Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose,” featuring Peter Boyle as a psychic.

Christine Cavanaugh played the young woman whose delivery of a baby with a tail prompts the visit from Mulder and Scully. She’s best known for her work as a voiceover actor, providing the voice for Babe from “Babe” and Chuckie Finster from “Rugrats.” Until just re-watching the episode, I thought the of the woman seduced by Luke Skywalker had been played by Elizabeth “E.G.” Daily, who played Dottie in “Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure.”

Duchovny has a field day playing Mulder as impersonated by Eddie, making goofy faces and almost getting in trouble with their boss, Skinner.

The episode was written by one of the series’ best writers, Vince Gilligan, who went on to create “Breaking Bad.”

One of the commercials that aired during the episode – I know, because I watched it on my ancient VHS tape – was a TGIFriday’s commercial featuring none other than “Breaking Bad’s” Bryan Cranston.