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New ‘Avengers’ posters are out

It seems like there’s some new bit of marketing stuff related to “The Avengers” almost every day. A while back it was a new one sheet and the new, longer trailer. You know, the one with that flying snake thing — or is it Fin Fang Foom? — at the end.

By the way, I saw that preview on TV last night for the first time. Awesome.

Anyway, today a new set of character posters featuring the members of Marvel’s Mightiest Heroes debuted. The poster featuring Hulk and Hawkeye is above.

You can find all the others here.

‘The Avengers’ trailer: Is that Fin Fang Foom?

Okay, we’re plunging deep into geeky waters here.

A couple of days ago, Marvel released the latest trailer for “The Avengers.” The preview was a huge hit with fans — a record-setting 13.7 million views in its first 24 hours on iTunes — some of whom lay down their skepticism about the Joss Whedon movie thanks to the character moments and big action scenes included.

And what an action scene at the end of the trailer, as Iron Man is pursued through the concrete canyons of New York by a huge flying serpent thing.

There’s been a lot of speculation in the days since the trailer debuted online about just who or what the flying serpent is. Is it organic or mechanical? Is it a robot or a ship? (Some observers noted an earlier trailer showed alien warriors jumping from a ship that looked suspiciously like the serpent.)

Some of the guesses in the wake of the trailer were particularly geeky, harking back to the early days of Marvel Comics. Could the serpent be Fin Fang Foom?

Let’s all say that together. Fin Fang Foom. Fun, isn’t it? Fin Fang Fun, as a matter of fact.

For all those people who have spent their lives somewhat closer to the heart of reality, an explanation of who (what?) Fin Fang Foom is:

Fin Fang Foom first appeared in Marvel Comics in 1961 as a sort of talkative Godzilla character, a dragon/snake/whatever that reappeared later, when Marvel specialized in superhero comics. Fin — if you’ll allow me to adopt a familiar, first-name basis — fought the Fantastic Four as well as Avengers Thor, Hulk and Iron Man.

Do I really think Fin Fang Foom is in “The Avengers?”

Well, no. Not really.

As over-the-top as a bunch of costumed superheroes might seem, a talking dragon monster might be perceived as a little too … preposterous, shall we say?

I’m guessing the flying snake thing in “The Avengers” is just a particularly eye-catching transport ship for the legions of creatures (Skrulls?) that the good guys will be fighting.

If I’m wrong and Thor blurts out, “By Odin’s beard! That is none other than Fin Fang Foom!” you’ll know geek culture has ascended to the highest halls of Hollywood.

And the “Fin Fang Foom” prequel movie will be, by that point, inevitable.

Fudge you and frak her too

Okay, maybe it says something about the kind of day I’ve had, but tonight my thoughts turned to cursing.

Specifically, the kind of cursing people do in movies, suitable-for-radio songs and (especially) TV shows.

A recent example of what I’m talking about: The Cee Lo Green song “Forget You,” which isn’t really called “Forget You.” But thanks to the censored version — which probably gets more play than the uncensored version, except in strip bars — Cee Lo is a household name and star of a TV competition show.

In a time when bleeped expletives on TV are commonplace — and don’t take much effort to figure out — the made-up variety of cussing is a lot more entertaining.

So here’s a sampling of imaginative, imaginary cursing.

“Rassin-frassin-rassin …” Once-popular cartoon favorite Yosemite Sam, who appeared in 45 Warner Brothers shorts beginning in the 1940s, popularized this garbled style of cussing. Sam was kind of a daring character, really. Daffy Duck was a bitter little mallard but he didn’t swear. Just the fact that Sam muttered expletives in cartoons was testimony to how the Warner Brothers classics were made for adults as well as kids.

“Frak” and “Felgercarb.” In the original 1970s “Battlestar Galactica” series, characters routinely cursed by uttering “Frak.” We knew what what they meant. The 2000s revival of “Battlestar Galactica” brought “Frak” to a wider, hipper audience. Really, how cool was it when characters on other shows, including “Veronica Mars,” started exclaiming “Frak!”

“Felgercarb” — a euphemism for crap, according to the Battlestar Wiki — however, never caught on. Which makes sense, I guess. People could say crap on TV. They didn’t need a euphemism.

“Motherless goat of all motherless goats.” Don’t recognize it? That’s because it was uttered, in the original Chinese, on the much-missed Joss Whedon 2002 series “Firefly.” The series was set in a future in which China had a huge influence on human culture so, ideally, some of the best curses would be uttered in Chinese.

@%$#@! Okay, anyone who’s read comic strips and comic books recognizes what’s sometimes referred to as “cartoon cursing” or “comic strip cursing.” The fun part is that you can apply almost any string of curse words to it. And any random combination of top-row symbols.

“Oh, fudge!” One of my favorites. It’s from “A Christmas Story,” the 1984 classic that’s become a holiday season TV fixture. Fans remember that Ralphie blurts out “Oh fudge” when he drops a hubcap full of lug nuts. Except he doesn’t say fudge, of course.

Soapy mouth-washing-out ensues.

 

 

‘The Avengers’ trailer … and that giant snake thing

Wow.

The new trailer for Marvel’s “The Avengers” was released today and looks amazing.

The trailer offered us the first real glimpse of the scope of the movie, which opens May 4.

Sure, it’s a big superhero movie, based on the classic Marvel comic book, and features the leads from “Iron Man,” “Thor,” “Captain America,” “The Hulk” and Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury to boot, all directed by “Buffy” maestro Joss Whedon.

But some fans have complained that previous previews didn’t give a real sense of the scale of the action, of the menace facing the heroes. After all, Nick Fury was putting this team together to take on a challenge that was too big for any single hero to handle alone, right?

So, without revealing too much about the plot or even confirming the space-faring villains (Skrull? Kree? Asgardian monsters?), the trailer puts the menace, the scope, the scale of the threat out there.

And it did it with that giant flying snake thing at the end of the trailer. Is it a robot? Is it alive? Something in between? And whose WMD is it?

Other thoughts upon watching the trailer for, like, the tenth time:

“We’re not a team. We’re a time bomb,” scientist Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo) says. Banner is the guy who Hulks out, of course.

Oh, and the Hulk. Not only do we see more Ruffalo but we see more of his big green alter ego. We see the Hulk smashing through a series of too-small doorways, as seen in an earlier spot. This time we see he’s following Black Widow. Has he wigged out and started chasing her? Or are the two making a hasty exit together?

Oh, and more about the Hulk. How cool is the moment when the Hulk comes out of nowhere to rescue Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.) as he falls from the sky? And of course he does it in Hulk style, slowing his and Iron Man’s freefall by dragging the facade off several stories of a skyscraper.

Cap fights Thor. Iron Man fights Thor. Everybody knows that it’s a Marvel Comics standby to have heroes tussle before they get together and fight on the same side. So maybe that’s what’s going on here. Or maybe some of those heroes are controlled by … Skrulls?

Why are Hawkeye and Black Widow there? Some people can’t seem to get that a key to the Avengers team in the comics was that while some members were super-powered, others were not. The online bitching about the normal-powered Hawkeye and Black Widow being part of the team has been ridiculous. Ironically, the trailer addresses this, with Black Widow telling Hawkeye in effect, “We weren’t trained for this.”

Whedon and his team have, after months, really whetted our appetites for “The Avengers.” The trailer released today had me wishing May 4 was tomorrow.

‘The Avengers’ poster is assembled!

The one-sheet — or at least one of the one-sheets — poster for “The Avengers” was released today.

The reaction on the Interwebz was funny.

“Oh my god, that’s a Photoshop nightmare!”

“Why is the Hulk so tall?”

“What is Captain America so tall?”

“Why is Iron Man and not Captain America leading the team?”

“Why do they all have their helmets and/or masks off?”

Hooboy.

The answers: Really, who cares how they put the poster together? The Hulk is tall because he’s a hulk, and he’s probably standing on something. Cap is so tall because he’s standing on something. Iron Man is front and center because he’s got the most movies in his franchise. They all have their helmets/masks off because Marvel wants people to recognize the actors. Why do you think Tobey McGuire’s Spider-Man kept getting his mask ripped off before the climactic battle?

Anyway, I think the poster looks pretty good.

The movie opens

Your comic books died to make these valuable

When I was a kid in the 1960s, my neighbor Mike gave me several of his comic books, including the fourth issue of “The Avengers,” in which Captain America returns from being frozen in ice since World War II.

I built a small but beloved collection of comics around the issues that Mike gave me. I bought a lot of comics — mostly Marvels, but also some DCs — until they became a little too pricey for me: I could buy a lot of comics at 12 cents each, but when the cover price increased to 15 cents, around 1969, I cut back. By the time comics were selling for 20 cents a couple of years later or 25 cents a couple of years after that, I really curtailed my purchases.

I still vividly remember standing in the checkout line at a Southway Plaza dime store, trying to figure out which of the comics the cashier had just rung up I was going to put back on the rack. I had picked out more comics than my dollar would buy. And math, obviously, was not my strong suit.

Anyway, I kept my comic book collection — which was for reading, not archiving — in my family’s cedar chest on our enclosed front porch. Over the years I read and re-read those comics and they became pretty tattered.

Of course, the inevitable happened: My mom threw my dog-eared comics away.

It’s a familiar tale. It happened to most kids who bought comics over the decades. That so many comics fell apart or got tossed in the trash is what makes the surviving comics so valuable.

So it’s with a mixture of regret and pride that I read stories like this one by Jamie Stengle, who writes about how a guy in Texas discovered that the comic book collection that had always been promised to him by his aunt — his Uncle Billy’s collection — was worth a couple of million bucks.

Uncle Billy’s collection included such classic issues as Action Comics No. 1, which featured the debut of Superman, and Detective Comics No. 27, which introduced Batman.

Those two issues alone are likely to go up for auction and could fetch as much as $325,000 and $475,000, respectively.

If you’re mourning the loss of your beloved comics — or the loss of that valuable asset — it’s okay. If our moms hadn’t thrown out our comics, the comics inherited by these two guys in Texas wouldn’t be worth as much.

Wait, that’s not much comfort, is it?

(Above: One that got away from me: Amazing Spider-Man No. 50)

Mort Report: Severin and Hinzman

A quick note of remembrance for two pop culture figures who died recently:

As a compulsive credits reader, I loved looking at 1960s and 1970s Marvel comics, in part because Marvel actually credited the writers, artists, inkers and letterers who worked on each issue but also because the company’s style was to give each a funny nickname like Stan “The Man” Lee.

So I got accustomed to seeing the name John Severin on a lot of Marvel comics. (I don’t remember his specific nickname, but I’m guessing it was something like “Joltin’ John Severin” since “Jazzy John Romita” was taken.)

Severin was never a star artist like Jack Kirby or Jim Steranko but he had a long career. Obits published following his death in the past week at age 90 note that he drew Mad and other EC publications in the 1950s, drew some great Marvel comics in the 1960s and was a staple at the humor magazine Cracked for years after.

The other death of note is that of Bill Hinzman, who died earlier this month at 75.

You probably don’t know Hinzman’s name, but he was one of the most recognizable faces in modern-era horror movies. He played the graveyard zombie, the first seen in George Romero’s 1968 classic “Night of the Living Dead.”

“They’re coming to get you, Barbra,” was said about Bill Hinzman.

Pop culture was the better for their careers.

Geek wish list: EC Comics library

They sat there, on a high shelf of the comic book shop, calling to me.

It was the late 1970s or early 1980s, I don’t remember exactly when, and my friends and I were regulars at Comics Carnival, a comic book shop in the Broad Ripple neighborhood of Indianapolis. We were all college age with too much time on our hands, too much of the geek in us and not enough money.

The store had thousands of geek-pleasing items for sale, from comics to genre film magazines to posters and superhero statuettes.

Besides going to school, I was writing freelance for a Muncie newspaper and a couple of free monthlies in Indy. Freelancing didn’t — still doesn’t — pay a lot; I never got paid for at least one article for the latter of the free monthlies.

So I didn’t have a lot of money to spend. What I wasn’t spending on hanging out with my friends, going to movies and, you know, living, I spent on the finest geekery.

But I couldn’t afford those books on the high shelf.

Russ Cochran, a small-press publisher, had undertaken, in about 1978, an ambitious effort. Cochran set out to reprint the classic EC Comics of the 1950s.

If you’re familiar with EC, you know that they were sister publications to Mad magazine but for the most part focused on cleverly written, beautifully drawn and incredibly lurid tales of horror, science fiction, the supernatural and suspense. Artists like Graham Ingels and Wally Wood adapted classic tales by Ray Bradbury as well as illustrating new stories.

ECs were before my time, but I grew up reading about them. They were Exhibit A in Fredric Wertham’s crusade against comics. Wertham was a quack psychiatrist who wrote a 1954 book, “Seduction of the Innocent,” and testified before Congress about what a horrible influence comic books were on children.

Although superheroes were among Wertham’s targets, EC Comics — with their funny but ghastly tales of zombies, killers and gruesome revenge — bore the brunt of the scrutiny of Congress. Outrage over stories of bloodthirsty creatures and strewn body parts radiated out of Washington.

Virtually overnight, EC’s “New Trend” line of horror comics was shut down.

While horror comics finally struggled their way back onto spinner racks in the 1070s, when Marvel introduced titles like “Tomb of Dracula,” EC passed into the realm of legend.

Until Cochran began his ambitious plan to reproduce virtually every EC Comic.

Cochran started reprinting the classic EC books with the company’s horror comics — “Tales from the Crypt” and “The Vault of Horror,” to note the most familiar titles — and moved on through science fiction, westerns, detective tales and the rest.

The comics were reprinted not in color, as they were originally released, but in clear, beautiful black and white. Several issues were collected, in order of publication, between colorful hardcovers.

The guys who ran Comic Carnival were nice geeks who, on more than one occasion, allowed me to gingerly look through the bound and slip cased EC collections. They did this despite knowing that I was unlikely to have the $100 or so for each multi-volume collection.

I looked at several volumes but could never bring myself to spend the money.

Today, of course, I wish I had. The long-out-of-print boxed sets sell for hundreds of dollars online — I saw one set for as much as $900 — and are much too expensive to try to collect now.

If I win the lottery or fall under the patronage of a benevolent billionaire, I’ll go looking for Cochran’s EC reprint volumes. Until then, they’ll remain on my geek wish list.

 

‘Amazing Spider-Man’ has an amazing trailer

Just a couple of days after the commercial for “The Avengers” — “We have a Hulk” — became my favorite minute of the Super Bowl, along comes a spider.

Well, a Spider-Man anyway.

The trailer for this July’s “Amazing Spider-Man” debuted online today.

Maybe I’m getting to be a soft touch, but I wasn’t looking forward to this movie at all and the trailer sold me.

The Spider-Man seen in the trailer for Marc Webb’s reboot is a familiar one to Marvel Comics readers. He’s young and smart and, maybe most importantly, kind of a smart ass. The Spider-Man from the comics was — and is — a quipster, the kind of guy who is prone to lobbing insults and sarcastic remarks as often as he shoots webs or throws punches.

Admittedly, it’s not the equal of having Spidey insult the Kingpin, but the moment in the trailer when our hero makes fun of a thief’s outfit seems like vintage Spidey.

I liked Sam Raimi’s “Spider-Man” movies just fine (at least the first two) and I’m not sure we needed a reboot. Sony apparently thought otherwise, launching the remake in part to keep a handle on the big-screen rights.

And I’m not sold on the “mysterious origins” of Peter Parker and his parents. I almost wish they hadn’t remade Spidey’s origin at all, or had simply retold it over the opening credits.

But anyway. The trailer is dynamic enough, and visually pleasing enough, that I’m now looking forward to this, right along with “The Avengers.”

Yeah. This is ‘The Avengers’

Is the Super Bowl still going on? Because I stopped watching and went straight to my computer after the commercial for “The Avengers” aired.

We’ve seen some of the footage to be found in the “Avengers” Super Bowl commercial before, and a little bit — the repartee between Tony Stark and Loki — was convention footage.

But the best part of the spot? That shot of the team assembled, back to back, facing down a threat.

How many days until May 4?