‘The Avengers: Age of Ultron” – our first look

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You lucky people who went to Comic-Con in San Diego got to see this teaser trailer for “The Avengers: Age of Ultron.” The rest of us have been looking forward to it ever since.

Then it was posted online this week … then it disappeared. Then it was back … then it disappeared.

So I guess we’ll see if this posting of it sticks.

The trailer is short and, as described, shows Tony Stark’s Iron Man helmet being hammered, forged into the macabre, grinning image of Ultron.

In the comics, of course, Ultron was a creation of Hank Pym, also known as Ant-Man. It makes sense that the movie version would grow, somehow, out of Stark.

If that’s what really happens, of course.

We’ll know more soon about the movie version of a favorite comic book villain, including how James Spader is to play the android. Motion capture? Voice over? Something else?

As for hints of the plot, there’s not much. Other than the sites and sounds of hammering Tony’s helmet into Ultron’s visage, there are a few lines of dialogue from previous previous Marvel movies. Most seem to be from “The Avengers.”

“I don’t play well with others,” Tony says. “Here with a mission, sir?” Cap asks. “We’re not a team. We’re a time bomb,” Bruce Banner says.

And we’ll know all in 2015, when the movie hits the big screen.

‘Gotham’ – Batman doesn’t live here … er, yet

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The announcement that DC/Warner Bros. would produce a “Gotham” TV series, about the fabled comic book city pre-Batman that would focus on not-yet-Commissioner James Gordon, has prompted a lot of talk online.

There was some excitement and some concern. We’ve seen this kind of thing – a TV series that exists in the shadows of comic book superheroes – before. (Entertainment Weekly called it “superhero adjacent,” which was pretty nifty.)

As a matter of fact, we’re seeing it right now. Marvel’s “Agents of SHIELD” debuted to good ratings two nights ago and would appear to be on its way to being a hit if the Joss Whedon-created series can sustain interest in a show about the spies who corral and help out superhumans.

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But “Gotham” – which might take a few cues from comic books like “Batman: Year One” and “Gotham Central” – looks likely to focus on Gordon and the cops in the grittiest Gotham City precincts  … and, as the producers said, the origins of Batman’s rogues gallery of super villains. So we might see early versions of the Riddler, Mr. Freeze … even the Joker?

A couple of thoughts come to mind:

And it was certainly interesting that the series is for Fox instead of the CW, where “Arrow” lives now and “The Flash” is coming.

Warners must have been under substantial pressure to get another DC-inspired TV series on the air. Especially one that looks like “SHIELD.”

It’s cheaper to do a series about the humans who must deal with superheroes than to do a series about superheroes. But – as online commentators pointed out in recent weeks – it might just frustrate viewers if you made a practice of saying, “Iron Man just flew off” or “Batman was just here.” So it’s good idea to set it in the days before Batman arrives.

But … by making a prequel, you eliminate all suspense that integral characters like Gordon will be killed off, ala “The Walking Dead.” The producers of “Gotham” can never realistically have Jim Gordon in personal mortal jeopardy. I blame George Lucas for this prequel stuff.

A decade ago, “Birds of Prey” gave us Batman-adjacent characters and a Bruce Wayne who was, at least once, on the other end of the phone line with Alfred. “Gotham” will have to tread a fine line between hinting at Batman and teasing us with Batman.

Don’t make “Smallville’s” mistakes. Having said, “No tights, no flights,” the producers of the Clark Kent series did a slightly better than average job depicting the run-up to Superman. But they should have paid off 10 seasons of viewers’ patience in the final episode with full-on Superman instead of a coy peek-a-boo.

There’s great potential for great Big Bads and great storylines. Even if “Gotham” runs multiple years, it could fill every season with psychopaths and sociopaths and stalwart defenders of Gotham and those who want to pillage it. Arkham Asylum stories alone could come into play every few weeks. Not to mention the satisfaction of watching Jim Gordon grow into the character we’ve seen in the comics, TV shows and Chris Nolan movies.

If “Gotham” can pull this off, we might not miss Batman in the series. We might even be happy if his arrival takes years and years.

‘Agents of SHIELD’ Easter eggs

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Joss Whedon and the talented crew behind tonight’s premiere of “Agents of SHIELD” have maintained the show won’t be loaded with Easter eggs – sneaky references to the greater Marvel movie/TV universe – but we know, we just know, that plenty of such tidbits will sneak in during the course of the season.

Heck, tonight’s premiere had a few.

Tonight’s pilot episode was fun stuff, with the newly assembled SHIELD team working under Agent Phil Coulson (Clark Gregg) trying to protect a man (Whedon vet J. August Richards) with super strength and invulnerability whose act of heroism exposes him to the outside world.

Along the way, Whedon – who directed – included some nods to the Marvel movies.

Of course, there are several references to the events portrayed in “The Avengers,” specifically the Battle of New York. Those don’t really count as Easter eggs.

Neither do the references to Iron Man, Captain America, Thor and Hulk.

That being said, there were a few others:

At one point, a character refers to “Our journey into mystery.” “Journey into Mystery,” of course, was the long-running Marvel comic that was, for decades, home to Thor.

There’s a wisecrack about “Cosplayer groupies at Stark Tower.” Now you just know that if anybody is attracting groupies, it’s Tony Stark.

The Extremis procedure to make ordinary humans into superbeings – yeah, the same process that makes them explode – from “Iron Man 3” figures into the plot here.

Other known ways of gaining superpowers are also name-checked: Gamma radiation, Dr. Erskine’s Super Soldier serum … I’m surprised they didn’t cite being bitten by a radioactive spider. Wait. They can’t cite that one. Wrong studio.

And of course there’s Lola, Coulson’s vintage red Corvette. It’s mentioned that Lola dates to the days of old-school SHIELD spy stuff, a set-up that pays off when the car flies away at the end.

 

Here’s a real stretch, but is it remotely possible that the vintage super spy status of the car might be some tip of the hat to the red Corvette’s earlier owner? And no, we don’t mean Prince. What’s the possibility that the car might have been driven by Nick Fury back in the day? And what if that connection proved that Fury – as in the comics – has been subjected to the same anti-aging treatments as in the comics? (In the comics, that explained why a World War II sergeant was still kicking ass a half-century later.)

While big-screen Fury Samuel L. Jackson has said he’s open to appearing in the series, I wonder if the series might not let us in on the possibility that the old-school Nick Fury is still around?

Anybody seen David Hasselhoff lately?

Naked haunted house? No thanks

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We’re not quite ready for this blog’s run-up to Halloween yet – that’ll be in a few days – but I couldn’t resist posting this.

A friend of mine mentioned this on Facebook today and I had to look it up to see if it was real.

So Shocktoberfest, a Pennsylvania haunted house attraction, has come up with the Naked and Scared Challenge, a haunted house that you walk through … naked.

Here, see the press release for yourself:

Naked and Scared Challenge

Think you’re brave? Experience The Unknown haunted house with ZERO protection! We dare you to take the Naked and Scared Challenge only at Shocktoberfest!

Inspired by the hit show “Naked and Afraid” on the Discovery channel, Shocktoberfest has created The Naked and Scared Challenge to test your fears and phobias on a whole new level. For the first time ever you can now experience the Unknown Haunted House totally naked! See if you have Gymnophobia- the fear of being nude. Naked and Scared tickets are limited. Online ticket purchase recommended.

Procedure and Disclaimer

Procedure: The Naked and Scared Challenge allows participants to go through the Unknown Haunted House Nude or Prude (either totally nude or with underwear). It takes place at the end of the night after all customers have gone through the attraction. Participants must be 18 years of age or older and must sign a waiver. Participants undress in a semi-private preshow building, experience the Unknown Haunted House, and then exist into a semi-private fenced courtyard where they will get dressed. Participants are never in view of minors or non-participating customers. Naked and Scared Challenge is not offered on Sundays.

Disclaimer: Shocktoberfest has created this experience so their customers can explore a new level of fear. This is about fear and pushing oneself out of their comfort zone. This is not about sex. No sexual misconduct, inappropriate or disrespectful behavior will be tolerated.
*Please note there is an additional cleaning charge if we scare the p*ss out of you!

I totally understand the idea behind this. How vulnerable would that feel, being naked and having creepy guys in masks jumping out at you?

There’s an underwear-inclusive version for “prudes.”

Check that press release for the number of times the phrase “semi-private” is used. Uh-huh.

But I wonder, how many people would actually do it?

Classic ‘X-Files’ – ‘Jose Chung’s From Outer Space’

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It’s funny, as the 20th anniversary of the debut season of “The X-Files” rolls along, to see how sharp and canny many of the episodes are even when watched anew and not viewed through the filter of a couple decades of nostalgia.

“Jose Chung’s From Outer Space” was the 20th episode of the third season of the series, originally airing in April 1996, and written by Darin Morgan (who played the shape-shifting grifter from “Small Potatoes”) and directed by Rob Bowman.

The episode is told in flashback form, from more than one viewpoint, as Mulder and Scully unravel a reported alien abduction of two teenagers.

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Framing the story is Scully’s interview with author Jose Chung, played in a relaxed and funny performance by Charles Nelson Reilly, who had been best known to a generation of TV watchers for game show appearances, including “Match Game.”

While Scully is a fan of writer Chung, she plays her typical role of skeptic here, arguing that some kind of sexual trauma occurred, while Mulder believes the story of alien abduction.

Random observations:

Reilly returned as Chung in an episode of “Millennium,” the “X-Files” spin-off.

The “Men in Black” who show up to discourage one witness are played by Jesse Ventura and Alex Trebek.

The story as retold by a young D&D fan is maybe the best version, with Mulder giving out a little scream when they find an “alien” body and Scully – a man posing as a woman but not quite pulling it off, according to the witness – threatening to kill somebody.

“I didn’t spend all those years playing Dungeons and Dragons and not learn a little something about courage,” the young witness says.

Vintage commercials during the episode I have on videotape: New at the movies: “Scream 2” and “The Postman.”

‘Sleepy Hollow’ mixes fantasy, cop show

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One of the more unusual new shows of the fall is “Sleepy Hollow,” which turns Washington Irving’s “Legend of Sleepy Hollow” into a modern-day fantasy adventure mixed with a investigatory procedural.

The Fox pilot opens with Ichabod Crane, a Revolutionary War soldier, fighting the British on a gray battlefield. In short order, a British soldier wielding an ax rides up. Wearing a mask and coming across like Jason Vorhees, the warrior seems impervious to bullets but dies – or does he? – when Crane beheads him.

Cut to today and Crane, who had seemingly succumbed to battle wounds, wakes up in a grave, struggles his way above ground and is nearly run over by a truck when he stumbles upon a nearby road. The road happens to lead to the bustling modern-day village of Sleepy Hollow.

Meanwhile, the battlefield destroyer faced by Crane is now a Headless Horseman marauding through the area around Sleepy Hollow, killing and beheading people, including – dammit – the grizzled sheriff played by Clancy Brown.

Although he is initially considered a lunatic because he maintains he was personally selected by Gen. George Washington to find and kill a mercenary who just might be one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Crane (played by Tom Mison) works with deputy Abbie Mills (Nicole Beharie) to uncover the intentions of the modern-day occultists who brought the Headless Horseman back from the dead.

It turns out there are two competing covens of witches – one good, one eeeevil – who to this day are using magic and murder to put the Horseman into play in the game leading up to the end of the world. The McGuffin? The Horseman’s skull, which he’s seriously seeking.

“Sleepy Hollow” was created by Alex Kurtzman and Bob Orci, a couple of the writers behind the recent “Star Trek” movies as well as the cult favorite “Fringe.” John Cho, who plays Sulu in the new “Trek” films, is even around, at least briefly, as Abbie’s confidant.

Mison has a nicely wry and humorous take on Crane, who is written as sarcastic as well as a fish out of water. Beharie is feisty and Orlando Jones is on hand, and dependable, as a police captain.

“Sleepy Hollow” – at least the pilot – was fun, if not overwhelming. There’s no moment where my “must watch this every week” response kicked in.

But … the climactic battle with the Horseman in a cemetery, a glimpse of their ultimate demonic foe – the series Big Bad – and a preview of a parade of demons in the episodes to come have me very nearly convinced that I’ll be checking out “Sleepy Hollow” each week.

Random observations:

Clancy Brown! But he has little more than a single scene, dammit.

The show has a nice ersatz Danny Elfman score. More reserved but still full of playful strings.

The skull in the glass jar made me think of “Futurama.”

The Headless Horseman is nicely done, with good effects and, smartly, no preference for old-timey weapons. Seeing a walking headless guy stalking our heroes with semi-automatic weapons was a pleasant surprise.

 

Extra creepy: Post-apocalyptic ‘Simpsons’

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Here’s a real “ay carumba!” moment.

Above is the cast – in costume – of “Mr. Burns: A Post-Electric Play,” Anne Washburn’s musical being staged in NYC.

The premise of the show: After the apocalypse and the end of the world, a group of survivors entertain themselves – and survive – by re-enacting old episodes of “The Simpsons.”

The group starts out by trying to remember lines, particularly from the classic “Cape Feare” episode featuring Bart and his family menaced by Sideshow Bob.

Eventually the effort turns into actual stage productions featuring those masks.

The same masks I’m afraid I’m going to be seeing in my nightmares tonight.

Yikes.

Thanks to Cartoon Brew for calling our attention to the production.

‘Thor’ trading Asgard for Fortress of Solitude?

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So director Shane Black is making a Doc Savage movie, based on the pulp magazine hero, as his follow-up to “Iron Man 3.”

That’s enough to have old fans of Clark Savage pretty happy. And we already knew that.

But who could conceivably play the bred-from-birth-to-be-perfect Savage, a towering man of action and intellect?

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It’s all over the web already, but an interviewer asked Black about “Thor” and “Avengers” and “Rush” actor Chris Hemsworth.

“Not a bad idea,” Black replied.

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Really not a bad idea at all.

Hemsworth is already about as tall as Doc. He’s got the physique and the features. He can pull off the longish hair if Black decides to go with something other than the James Bama skullcap look for Doc.

And I think he’d be totally suitable as the prototype for later comic book characters like Superman.

It probably won’t happen … but maybe it should.

 

Comic book odd: The Joker’s boners

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Ah, the Golden Age of comics.

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Such an innocent time. A time when Batman’s arch nemesis the Joker could talk about boners and nobody would snicker.

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Fast forward a few decades. Let the snickering begin.

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These panels from old “Batman” books from DC  prove that the English language is a living, ever-changing thing.

Now where’s that Bat-boner-repellant when we need it?

Classic SF on TV: ‘Outer Limits: Soldier’

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When “The Outer Limits,” an ABC TV anthology series, began airing, Rod Serling’s “The Twilight Zone” had been on the air for four years and was making its mark with literate science fiction and fantasy stories by great writers like Richard Matheson.

“The Outer Limits,” which has always had less recognition than “The Twilight Zone,” nevertheless presented smart and ahead-of-their-time SF and fantasy tales, including the first episode of the second season, “Soldier.”

Written by established author Harlan Ellison, “Soldier” (1964) was the first of two episodes of “The Outer Limits” written by Ellison. In “Soldier” and “Demon with a Glass Hand,” Ellison explored somewhat different takes on the same kind of story: A soldier from the future comes back in time to our present day (well, 1964 in the case of “Soldier”). He’s pursued by a relentless killer who’s also from the future. The soldier ends up protecting modern-day humans before he meets his fate.

If the story sounds familiar … well, Ellison thought a movie that came out 20 years later took too many liberties with his basic idea. More on that in a minute.

In “Soldier,” Michael Ansara (who died just recently) plays Qarlo, a soldier from 1800 years in the future who materializes, in full battle gear, in a big-city alley after a battle in the future with his enemy. Qarlo quickly attracts the attention of the police, who arrest him after he melts their patrol car.

Once Qarlo, who struggles like a caged animal, is in the hands of the FBI, an agent (Tim O’Connor) calls in Kagan, a language expert (Lloyd Nolan), to try to figure out what language Qarlo is speaking. It’s English, Kagan says, and he quickly (probably too quickly, but hey, it’s an hour-long show) theorizes that Qarlo is a soldier from the future, in a time when men like Qarlo are bred to be soldiers, fighting machines with no knowledge of love and family and no master but the state.

Kagan, trying to introduce Qarlo to the modern-day world because they have no way of sending him  back to his own time, even takes him home to meet his family.

There’s that other soldier from the future to be considered, however, and a showdown in the Kagan family living room that feels kind of anti-climactic.

There are more than a few leaps in logic in “Soldier,” but most of them can be forgiven. A couple of head-scratchers – Qarlo’s lines-and-circles drawing of his – our – solar system is taken to a scientist who can tell, from the rudimentary sketch, that the Earth’s position around the Sun indicates Qarlo came from 1,800 years in the future – stand out.

But a lot about the episode is still effective, including Ansara’s performance as the bred-and-born soldier and Nolan’s intuitive expert. I also loved O’Connor, a character actor who is great in so many TV shows in the 1960s, 1970s and 1980s, as the snappy FBI agent.

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You’ve probably figured out that a lot of people – notably Ellison – have drawn comparisons between “Soldier” and “Demon with a Glass Hand” and “The Terminator,” director James Cameron’s 1984 SF adventure about two soldiers – one an android – who time-travel back from the future to the present day (well, the 80s), one to kill a woman who’s crucial to the future of mankind and one to protect her.

Ellison heard about the similarities before the movie came out and investigated. His attempts to see the movie before it premiered were stymied by Cameron and his studio. Cameron had apparently joked to a reporter that he had “ripped off” a couple of Ellison “Outer Limits” ideas. Eventually Ellison saw the movie and recognized enough of his plot to threaten to sue.

Ellison ended up with – according to a video interview with him that I saw – $65,000 to $75,000 and an acknowledgement, in the end credits of video releases of “The Terminator,” to his work.

“The Terminator” might have been made even without the inspiration of “Soldier” and it might not. But there’s no doubt that “Soldier” got there first and gave us a sci-fi story that still holds up.