Classic ‘X-Files’ – ‘Small Potatoes’

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By the 20th episode of the fourth season of “The X-Files,” “Small Potatoes,” the Chris Carter series about two FBI agents investigating unexplained phenomena, had really hit its stride. Episodes had not only explored the mythology of the show – admittedly one that would eventually implode – as well as monster-of-the-week stories. And, as in “Small Potatoes,” darkly comic mysteries.

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Agents Mulder (David Duchovny) and Scully (Gillian Anderson) go to a West Virginia small town that – according to a tabloid – has seen a rash of “monkey babies” – infants with tails – born.

By this point in the series, Duchovny had settled into his wry conspiracy theorist role and Anderson was firmly in her “voice of reason” mode.

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When Mulder discovers a schlubby janitor, Eddie (played by Darin Morgan, one of the series’ writers) is the likely culprit, Scully theorizes he’s used a date rape drug to take advantage of the women. But before the first commercial, the viewers learn that the janitor has the ability to change his appearance to look like anyone. He comes from circus folk, you see. Not only do tails run in his family, but so does a muscle mutation that allows short-term appearance changes.

Eventually, Eddie impersonates Mulder, leading to a climactic scene when Mulder attempts to seduce Scully, a twist of the “will they or won’t they” tease for Mulder and Scully ‘shippers.

Random observations:

“The birds and the bees and the monkey babies, Mulder.”

The episode debuted April 20, 1997, when the series was broadcast on Sunday nights.

Eddie actor Morgan won an Emmy for writing the 1996 episode “Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose,” featuring Peter Boyle as a psychic.

Christine Cavanaugh played the young woman whose delivery of a baby with a tail prompts the visit from Mulder and Scully. She’s best known for her work as a voiceover actor, providing the voice for Babe from “Babe” and Chuckie Finster from “Rugrats.” Until just re-watching the episode, I thought the of the woman seduced by Luke Skywalker had been played by Elizabeth “E.G.” Daily, who played Dottie in “Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure.”

Duchovny has a field day playing Mulder as impersonated by Eddie, making goofy faces and almost getting in trouble with their boss, Skinner.

The episode was written by one of the series’ best writers, Vince Gilligan, who went on to create “Breaking Bad.”

One of the commercials that aired during the episode – I know, because I watched it on my ancient VHS tape – was a TGIFriday’s commercial featuring none other than “Breaking Bad’s” Bryan Cranston.

Cumberbatch in ‘Star Wars’ sequel? Doubtful, but cool art

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So rumors are going around the Interwebz today that “Sherlock” and “Star Trek Into Darkness” star Benedict Cumberbatch will be in “Star Wars Episode VII,” directed by his “Star Trek” pal J.J. Abrams.

Probably not the case.

But it’s reason enough to use the above illustration, originally from Entertainment Weekly, by artist Josh Adams.

Release the Cumberbatch!

Words of wisdom from Elmore Leonard

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The great crime novel and western writer Elmore Leonard passed away recently and a lot of sites are recalling his 2001 piece for The New York Times with tips for writers.

Here’s Leonard’s wisdom:

These are rules I’ve picked up along the way to help me remain invisible when I’m writing a book, to help me show rather than tell what’s taking place in the story. If you have a facility for language and imagery and the sound of your voice pleases you, invisibility is not what you are after, and you can skip the rules. Still, you might look them over.

1. Never open a book with weather.

If it’s only to create atmosphere, and not a character’s reaction to the weather, you don’t want to go on too long. The reader is apt to leaf ahead looking for people. There are exceptions. If you happen to be Barry Lopez, who has more ways to describe ice and snow than an Eskimo, you can do all the weather reporting you want.

2. Avoid prologues.

They can be annoying, especially a prologue following an introduction that comes after a foreword. But these are ordinarily found in nonfiction. A prologue in a novel is backstory, and you can drop it in anywhere you want. There is a prologue in John Steinbeck’s ”Sweet Thursday,” but it’s O.K. because a character in the book makes the point of what my rules are all about. He says: ”I like a lot of talk in a book and I don’t like to have nobody tell me what the guy that’s talking looks like. I want to figure out what he looks like from the way he talks. . . . figure out what the guy’s thinking from what he says. I like some description but not too much of that. . . . Sometimes I want a book to break loose with a bunch of hooptedoodle. . . . Spin up some pretty words maybe or sing a little song with language. That’s nice. But I wish it was set aside so I don’t have to read it. I don’t want hooptedoodle to get mixed up with the story.”

3. Never use a verb other than ”said” to carry dialogue.

The line of dialogue belongs to the character; the verb is the writer sticking his nose in. But said is far less intrusive than grumbled, gasped, cautioned, lied. I once noticed Mary McCarthy ending a line of dialogue with ”she asseverated,” and had to stop reading to get the dictionary.

4. Never use an adverb to modify the verb ”said” . . .

. . . he admonished gravely. To use an adverb this way (or almost any way) is a mortal sin. The writer is now exposing himself in earnest, using a word that distracts and can interrupt the rhythm of the exchange. I have a character in one of my books tell how she used to write historical romances ”full of rape and adverbs.”

5. Keep your exclamation points under control.

You are allowed no more than two or three per 100,000 words of prose. If you have the knack of playing with exclaimers the way Tom Wolfe does, you can throw them in by the handful.

6. Never use the words ”suddenly” or ”all hell broke loose.”

This rule doesn’t require an explanation. I have noticed that writers who use ”suddenly” tend to exercise less control in the application of exclamation points.

7. Use regional dialect, patois, sparingly.

Once you start spelling words in dialogue phonetically and loading the page with apostrophes, you won’t be able to stop. Notice the way Annie Proulx captures the flavor of Wyoming voices in her book of short stories ”Close Range.”

8. Avoid detailed descriptions of characters.

Which Steinbeck covered. In Ernest Hemingway’s ”Hills Like White Elephants” what do the ”American and the girl with him” look like? ”She had taken off her hat and put it on the table.” That’s the only reference to a physical description in the story, and yet we see the couple and know them by their tones of voice, with not one adverb in sight.

9. Don’t go into great detail describing places and things.

Unless you’re Margaret Atwood and can paint scenes with language or write landscapes in the style of Jim Harrison. But even if you’re good at it, you don’t want descriptions that bring the action, the flow of the story, to a standstill.

And finally:

10. Try to leave out the part that readers tend to skip.

A rule that came to mind in 1983. Think of what you skip reading a novel: thick paragraphs of prose you can see have too many words in them. What the writer is doing, he’s writing, perpetrating hooptedoodle, perhaps taking another shot at the weather, or has gone into the character’s head, and the reader either knows what the guy’s thinking or doesn’t care. I’ll bet you don’t skip dialogue.

My most important rule is one that sums up the 10.

If it sounds like writing, I rewrite it.

Or, if proper usage gets in the way, it may have to go. I can’t allow what we learned in English composition to disrupt the sound and rhythm of the narrative. It’s my attempt to remain invisible, not distract the reader from the story with obvious writing. (Joseph Conrad said something about words getting in the way of what you want to say.)

Comic book odd: Lois gets a Super Spanking

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You know, I could do a whole website with odd moments from the Silver Age of comic books.

Actually, the good folks at Superman is a Dick do a wonderful job of highlighting strange covers and panels from the entire history of comics.

And the Comics Should Be Good section of Comic Book Resources does a good job with offbeat and funny moments.

That’s where I saw the panels above, from Lois Lane 14 from 1960.

“It’s almost as if Superman is punishing me for being a bad girl!” Lois says.

There’s so much to love about those panels. So many unintentionally funny lines. So … Silver Age.

Really, somebody should do a book with psychoanalysis of the writers of Silver Age comics. Or a “Mad Men”-style TV series.

 

 

‘Orphan Black’ a fine thriller

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In this day of online spoilers and instant reviews via Twitter or other social media, it’s rare that the world – and the geek world in particular – catches on to a new TV show only gradually. But that’s what happened with “Orphan Black.”

The U.S.-Canadian series aired the first of its 10-episode season on BBC America at the end of March. I’d heard good things about it, but with so many high quality cable series going on right now – “Mad Men” was still airing, as was “Justified” I believe – I thought I would have to catch up on it later. Only so many hours in the day and all that.

The buzz on the drama was consistent, however, and I’ve been working through the series since early spring.

And I’m happy to say the buzz was right on the money. The show is good and the star, Tatiana Maslany, is great.

If you haven’t heard – or been watching – by now, the series by Graeme Manson and John Fawcett focuses on Sarah Manning (Maslany), a woman living on the ragged edge of legality with her foster brother, Felix (wonderful Jordan Gavaris). Sarah’s young daughter. Kira, lives with Mrs. S (Maria Doyle Kennedy), Sarah and Felix’s foster mom.

Sarah’s disreputable side of life existence goes down the rabbit hole one day in the subway when she is horrified to see a woman commit suicide by walking off the platform in front of a train. What’s possibly more horrifying: The woman, a police detective named Beth, was a dead ringer for Sarah.

Sarah takes the dead woman’s purse and begins investigating her lookalike with an eye toward impersonating her long enough to clean out her bank account. This necessitates some hot kitchen counter sex with Beth’s boyfriend, Paul (Dylan Bruce) and encounters with Beth’s cop partner, dogged Art Bell (Kevin Hanchard).

Before long, though, Sarah (posing as Beth) discovers she had more than one lookalike. She meets Alison, a tightly wound suburban mom, Cosima, a free-spirited grad student, and – most terrifyingly – Helena, who seems to be an assassin.

As Sarah, aided by Alison and Cosima – and snarky Felix – investigate the mystery of their existence, they discover they’re clones, created and sent out into society with “monitors” – sometimes referred as “watchers,” which made me think of “Buffy” – who keep track of this twisted laboratory experiment.

As they try to avoid exposure by the police, assaults by Helena and the manipulations of the monitors, the “orphan” clones try to get to the central mystery of their lives: Why are they here?

Maslany has received a lot of entirely justified praise for her performance as the clones. Often acting opposite herself – composited later via special effects – Maslany brings ample personality to each: Tough and streetwise Beth, refined soccer mom Alison, smart and vulnerable Cosima, menacing Helena and others with smaller roles.

Like Maslany, the supporting cast – which includes Matt Frewer as a doctor and author with a role in the mystery – is really topnotch. Like “Lost Girl” – which I really enjoyed but found kind of repetitive – and “The Fades,” “Orphan Black is a next-generation version of “Buffy” with its core character – characters, in this case – of a strong young woman fighting to find answers to her own questions.

A second season of “Orphan Black” is coming in April 2014, but you’ve got time to catch up online, on demand or on disc. It’s a fun, often funny, often poignant thriller.

 

Cooper = Rocket. Spader = Ultron.

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So this is happening:

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And so is this:

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Bradley Cooper giving voice to Rocket Raccoon in “Guardians of the Galaxy.”

James Spader playing (voice? motion capture and CGI? costume with Willem DaFoe style headgear?) Ultron in “Avengers: Age of Ultron.”

Marvel, you crazy geniuses.

Appalachian mystery: ‘A Killing in the Hills’

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Julia Keller, a Pulitzer Prize-winning writer (who won for stories in the Chicago Tribune about an Illinois tornado and its effects on a small town), has begun an appealing new mystery novel series with “A Killing in the Hills” and its sequel, “Bitter River.”

So far I’ve read “A Killing in the Hills” and, as someone whose family hails from Appalachia, I recognized and appreciated the characters and situations in the book. It’s a world of good people and beautiful places poisoned by poverty, lack of education and the easy opportunity of drugs.

Set in a small West Virginia town, “A Killing in the Hills” introduces Bell (short, kinda, for Belfa) Elkins, a native of Acker’s Gap with a haunted past of childhood abuse who came back to town just a few years ago and was elected prosecuting attorney. Along with her ally, Sheriff Nick Fogelsong, Bell is pushing back hard at the illicit sale and abuse of prescription drugs, which have replaced meth and other illegally manufactured drugs in many towns.

Bell is trying to balance her long days as prosecutor with her role as mom to teenage daughter Carla. Bell’s two worlds collide when Carla, hanging out at a restaurant, sees the assassinations of three old men.

While Bell worries about her daughter and works with the sheriff to try to track down the killer, Carla does something incredibly wrong-headed but typically teenage: She realizes she has seen the killer before, at a drug-fueled party, and goes about trying to find him herself.

One element of the books that rings true is the animosity between Bell and Carla. The girl resents her mother and wants to flee Acker’s Gap to live with her father in D.C. When she decides to help solve the case, it’s almost like her decision is made to spite her mother.

Keller’s book rings true on other levels, too. Acker’s Gap will be familiar to anyone conversant with southern towns that didn’t have much to begin with but have lost even that in the plant closings and economic downturn of recent years. There’s not a lot to keep people in Acker’s Gap, and the people who do stay seem to be heading toward a dead end at quite a clip.

I thought I had the book’s central mystery figured out, but Keller surprised me. Maybe her resolution isn’t as likely as some would be, but it brings a nice bit of shock to the story, which had up to that point played out with greatly readable and realistically disheartening inevitability.

I’m up for another trip to Acker’s Gap.

 

‘Avengers’ animatics, ‘Man of Steel 2’ fan teaser trailer

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Ah, what might have been.

And what might still be.

Part of the fun of being a movie fan is thinking about what our favorite movies might have looked life if things had gone in a slightly different direction. Not to mention what we wish future movies might look like. So there’s a lot of talk online about a look back at an almost-was and a look ahead at what-might be.

First, some video animatics – animated storyboards, basically – that were apparently produced for “The Avengers” show how some scenes might have come out differently if they’d been filmed as originally considered.

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Among the big changes: Hawkeye in a more traditional costume and the presence of Janet Van Dyne as the Wasp, one of the founding members of the Avengers in comics who hasn’t made her way into the Marvel movie universe yet.

The drawings in the animatics are credited to Federico D’Alessandro and, if accurate, show not only the Wasp in an early version of the story but a scene in which Tony Stark’s Jarvis is trash-talking the other Avengers behind their backs. Some online commenters have said it’s an early indication confirming rumors Jarvis might turn into artificial intelligence villain Ultron in time for “Avengers 2,” but I think it’s more likely it’s Loki was just yanking Iron Man’s chain.

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The other fun stuff is a fan-made teaser trailer for “Man of Steel 2.” Using nicely edited clips from other movies and the TV series “Breaking Bad,” the fan trailer not only introduces Bruce Wayne (as played by Ben Affleck) and Superman/Clark Kent (Henry Cavill) to each other but shows us Superman’s Big Bad, Lex Luthor, in the person of “Breaking Bad” actor Brian Cranston.

It’s a pretty fun trailer. Cranston is an obvious choice for Luthor, of course – maybe too obvious – but the fake trailer’s creator should get hired cutting previews.

 

Great comic book covers: ‘Fantastic Four’ Annual 3

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This is one of those covers that falls into the category of “I’m not sure it’s masterful art, but it sure is a landmark drawing.”

In the third “Fantastic Four” annual, Marvel took a step that comics publishers rarely take these days: They married two characters off.

Reed Richard and Sue Storm – Mr. Fantastic and the Invisible Woman – had been half the Fantastic Four for a couple of years and the comic book was already close to living up to the “world’s greatest comics magazine” slogan that Stan Lee had come up with. Along with Ben Grimm – the Thing – and Sue’s younger brother Johnny Storm – the Human Torch – the FF had already had some amazing adventures and fought foes like Dr. Doom and the Mole Man. (Okay, so Dr. Doom was a lot better than the Mole Man.)

But Reed and Sue hadn’t yet faced their greatest challenge: Not only getting married, but pulling off a wedding in the midst of a supervillain attack.

What better place for Lee and artist/co-writer Jack Kirby to stage the wedding than in the latest annual edition of “FF,” which – as you can tell from looking at the cover – offered 72 big pages for only a quarter. The page count and price were double their usual, but you had a feeling it would be worth it.

Annuals really felt like a big deal to me, the typical Marvel comics reader. I probably caught up with this issue sometime after the October 1965 release date, but it still felt like a milestone to me. So many pages of story, so much eye-popping art.

And why not? The cover alone – drawn by Chic Stone in the Kirby style – offered up an impossibly huge and dramatic selection of characters.

The practice of guest-starring superheroes was what made Marvel comics special and what’s made the last five years of Marvel big-screen movies so fun, and FF Annual 3 might have been the craziest crossovers yet.

Look at that cover: A bunch of Avengers. Spider-Man. Nick Fury. X-Men. And a whole bunch of bad guys.

Nuff said.

What we can expect from Ben Affleck’s Batman

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Okay, so Warner Bros. announced on Thursday that Ben Affleck, star of “Daredevil” a decade ago and director of Oscar-worthy “Argo,” would play Batman in the “Man of Steel” sequel for director Zach Snyder and opposite Henry Cavil as Superman.

And yes, there was a lot of online freaking out about Affleck being cast.

I’m old enough to remember the doubters – I was one of them – when Michael Keaton was cast to play Bruce Wayne and Batman for Tim Burton’s 1989 “Batman.”

He’s a comic actor, they said about Keaton. His chin isn’t superheroic enough. This isn’t even a step up in casting from the campy 1960s TV series.

But Keaton worked, largely because Burton’s Batman was something we hadn’t seen very often: A serious superhero flick. I’d submit Keaton was the best part about that movie, far outshining Jack Nicholson as the Joker.

So what’s the knock on Affleck?

Um .. he’s made some movies that some people didn’t like?

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Okay, Twitter, take a deep breath. Let’s move on to what happens next, namely, what can we expect from “Superman vs. Batman” or whatever the “Man of Steel” sequel will be called, particularly with Affleck’s casting?

Batman is going to take the lead in the sequel. Depending on how long the movie takes place after “Man of Steel,” Superman still might be a green superhero. That means when the two icons meet, it’s likely Batman will have years of experience on Superman. Sure, Superman has super powers. But we’ve seen before that Batman is more than a match for Superman. Kryptonite shard, anyone?

They’ll clash at first. Besides this comic book trope being a standard development – remember the various Avengers fighting before they teamed up on Loki? – I’m betting Bruce Wayne and Lex Luthor will be in some kind of deal but Batman will be investigating Luthor. Superman might get involved when he sees Batman hanging around (literally) Metropolis and confronts him. Hey, I’m pretty sure this worked for DC animated universe stories.

They’re definitely building to a “Justice League” movie. I expect Batman to be the experienced leader when they make the “JL” movie and it’s likely Affleck will be in the cowl. Warner Bros. wouldn’t announce a new Batman for just one movie.

There’s a Robin in the future. You don’t have an experienced batman without a sidekick. Maybe Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

Snyder and Warner Bros. are casting older but not too old. Sure, Cavill is several years younger, but Affleck is just 41. Robert Downey Jr. was 43 for the first “Iron Man” movie.

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It’ll be interesting to see how much influence Frank Miller’s “Dark Knight” stories have on the movie, although there have been plenty of good stories of the two iconic heroes and their relationship.