Tag Archives: iPhone Christmas ornaments

iPhone Christmas ornaments: Two worlds collide

santa jesus tree

Okay, I know that maybe it’s not that strange to have Santa Claus cuddling the baby Jesus.

But for a kid who was raised in the Baptist church, the mix of holiday images is just weird to me.

So Santa under the Christmas tree with Jesus = huh?

santa jesus manger

So Santa right there in the manger = double huh?

Next you’re gonna tell me the Little Drummer Boy is supplying sticks for plugging holes in Noah’s Ark?

 

iPhoneography: More Christmas stuff

pocket size charlie brown tree

You know how this goes: I find odd Christmas ornaments and decor take pictures with my iPhone. And publish them here.

Above we see the tiniest manifestation of the Charlie Brown Christmas phenomenon. That little box contains a pathetic little tree and a little book retelling the story from the classic 1965 “A Charlie Brown Christmas.”

Tiny little Peanuts pathos.

furry stockings

Here’s the oddest Christmas stocking I’ve seen this year. Anyone else remember the goat leggings from the 1987 “Dragnet” movie?

dragnet goat leggings

And finally, there’s this:

tennis ball ornament

Really, Target, I don’t need any more encouragement for my dog to try to eat our Christmas tree.

 

iPhoneography: Christmas ornaments .. oooh, pretty colors

colorful ornaments

Nothing snide or crass here (that’s coming in another installment). Just pretty ornaments via my iPhone.

Love the bulbs above.

red and white ornaments

And these little red and white guys.

christmas owls

These little owls are really cute.

pink santas

And these pink Santas, while I thought they looked washed out originally, are kinda nice.

Okay, next time back to snark and goofy.