New trailer for ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’

I’ve mentioned before that I really enjoyed Seth Grahame-Smith’s novel “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.” It’s a fast, fun read that plays its story straight: The nation’s 16th president discovers, as a young man, that vampires are a plague upon the nation.

Grahame-Smith’s story, in which Lincoln has an unlikely mentor in his war against vampires, has a title that invites smirks. But the book is a compelling and somber read. The addition of a supernatural subplot to Lincoln’s life fits, bizarrely enough.

Director Timur Bekmambatov’s movie version comes out on June 22. There’s a new trailer out for the movie that emphasizes both the story’s tragedy-infused tone as well as what looks like crazy action.

‘The Green Hornet’ still carries a sting

In a recent blog item about “The Lone Ranger,” I noted the relationship between that radio (and later TV and movie) vigilante and “The Green Hornet.” It’s the kind of geeky stuff I just can’t get enough of.

So I thought I would return to the subject of “The Green Hornet,” one of the coolest masked vigilantes this side of Gotham City.

Nostalgia channel MeTV had a mini-marathon of the 1966 “Green Hornet” series tonight, so seeing a couple of  episodes of the show prompted me to mention a few notable elements of the series.

The Green Hornet and Kato were outlaws. This aspect of the show was way ahead of its time. Sure, there was a random episode or two of the campy “Batman” series in which the Penguin or somebody framed Batman as a bad guy. But “The Green Hornet” was considered a criminal by the police and public. Of course he was a good guy, but he shared a bad PR agent with Spider-man.

The show’s opening theme was the coolest. Rimsky-Korsakov’s “Flight of the Bumblebee” was an inspired choice for theme, and cool jazzman Al Hirt performed a blisteringly hot version. The theme was so cool that Quentin Tarantino used it in “Kill Bill” decades later.

The show wasn’t campy. “Batman,” by the same producer, was a huge hit but still leaves a sour taste in some fans’ mouths because of its campy “Biff! Pow! Only cross the street when you have a walk signal” feel. “The Green Hornet” wasn’t campy or silly. It was a straight tale of cool good guys busting mobsters.

Bruce Lee. Van Williams might have starred as newspaper publisher Britt Reid and the Green Hornet, but Lee — soon to become an international star — was frosty cool as Kato, the Hornet’s sidekick and chauffeur.

Martial arts. Sure, the show wasn’t as accomplished in showcasing the prowess of Lee and his fists of fury as modern-day series would be. Fight choreography back then just wasn’t as elaborate as it is today. But there’s no mistaking Lee’s skills.

Newspaper love. Reid was the publisher of a Los Angeles newspaper. While his vigilante activities might have been a little too participatory for journalism purists, Reid’s fearless crime-busting was something to which budding reporters like me could aspire. Besides, how many shows besides this one and “Lou Grant” routinely took place in a newspaper office, with shots of papers running through presses?

“The Green Hornet” lasted only one season, but the show is still watchable today, maybe even more so than “Batman.”

“Dark Shadows’ gets a trailer. Ohhhkay.

Should we or should we not be surprised that director Tim Burton and star Johnny Depp have turned “Dark Shadows” into a campy comedy?

Burton and Depp have teamed for a series of movies that have varied wildly in quality and reception by fans and critics. The idea of them teaming for “Dark Shadows,” the big-screen version of the fondly remembered 1960s daytime supernatural soap, set off the expected alarm bells.

Would the movie be ghoulish and straight-faced or campy and over the top?

With the release of the “Dark Shadows” trailer, I think we know the answer.

The basic premise of the show is translated into the movie’s plot. Barnabas Collins (Depp) is cursed by a witch in the 1700s and buried for two centuries. He is dug up in 1972 and joins his descendants in his gothic ancestral home.

In the series, anti-hero Collins (played by Jonathan Frid) mostly overcame his impulses to kill and fought the forces of evil.

In the movie, it appears that Barnabas is reunited with his family only to have to fight off some … corporate takeover attempt by Angelique, the witch who cursed him 200 years earlier.

The plot appears to revolve around Barnabas’ attempts to resist the romantic intentions of Angelique (Eva Green) in a series of scenes that involved groovy period music and … a disco ball of death?

“Dark Shadows” was unlikely to be a full-on supernatural soap opera in its big-screen incarnation. And honestly, while the original show has fans — including me — they won’t make up the bulk of the movie audience. To succeed, “Dark Shadows” has to sell tickets to millions of people who weren’t even born when the show went off the air.

But it remains to be seen if Burton and Depp have produced a funny, shocking hit like “Beetlejuice” or the latest in a string of oddball movies like “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” and “Alice in Wonderland.”

The movie opens May 11.

‘Avengers’ Japanese trailer is trailerific

I guess we can play this game, you and me and the Interwebs, right up until May 4 and the theatrical debut of “The Avengers.”

Every couple of days it seems like, some more “Avengers” goodness promoting the Joss Whedon movie comes along. Today it’s the Japanese trailer.

Granted, a lot of the footage we’ve seen in previous trailers and TV spots. And while the trailer does end with the flying snake thing (Fin Fang Foom?), the cool shot of Hulk catching Iron Man in mid-dead drop is missing.

But the Japanese trailer does have some cool moments:

Hawkeye sliding between bad guys on a rubble-strewn New York street.

The first shot of Pepper Potts, confirming the “Iron Man” supporting character is in the movie.

A beauty shot of the SHIELD helicarrier lifting out of the Atlantic.

Cool.

Okay, so what can we look forward to tomorrow?

Josh Bazell’s ‘Wild Thing’ is funny and brutal

A couple of years ago, Josh Bazell made a big impression with his first book, “Beat the Reaper,” a funny and brutal crime novel about Pietro Brnwa, a former mob family member who went into the witness protection program. Brnwa went through medical school and had settled into a big-city hospital job when his past — in the former of mobsters looking for him — caught up with him.

Brnwa is back in Bazell’s sequel, “Wild Thing,” one of the most unusual and rewarding crime novels I’ve read this year.

It works chiefly because Bazell’s sense of humor is as sharp as his sense of justice. The book is harsh — although there’s no moment to equal the scene in “Beat the Reaper” when Brnwa performs impromptu surgery on himself — but also laugh-out-loud funny.

As the book opens, Brnwa is working as a cruise ship physician. For the most part, he’s treating the downtrodden crew for bad teeth and venereal diseases. And he’s looking over his shoulder for any members of the mob family that’s hunting him.

Then Brnwa gets a message from a contact offering him an offbeat but lucrative job: Brnwa would represent a billionaire — the 14th-richest man in the United States — on a hunting trip in the wilds of Minnesota.

It seems that the billionaire wants to know if a lake monster is living in the waters of a remote Minnesota lake, feeding on the occasional swimmer. Brnwa’s scientific background as well as his ability to take care of himself against even supernatural odds makes him a strangely apt choice.

Accompanied by the billionaire’s resident paleontologist, Violet Hurst, Brnwa heads for the northern lake country.

A pleasantly teasing relationship quickly develops between Brnwa and Violet, but the real fun in the book is the group they accompany on the lake monster expedition. There’s a couple of low-grade celebrities, some outdoorsy types and one real-life political figure whose presence lends a bizarre reflection of reality to the story and leaves little doubt about Brnwa’s politics.

I won’t reveal the real-life special guest here — nor will I solve the mystery of the lake monster — but her appearance ably demonstrates the funhouse nature of Bazell’s book. The political figure, that is. Well, and the lake monster too.

One of the most interesting things about the book is the extensive use of footnotes. I don’t remember this from “Beat the Reaper,” but it adds a new level of humor here as Bazell comments and elaborates on his own story.

Part of the fun in this book is also the packaging. The inside front-and-back covers are line drawings that appear to show Brnwa and Violet in a series of adventures: getting chased by a tiger, outrunning a volcano, eluding a werewolf, being waterboarded. The illustrations look like nothing so much as the kind of drawings that decorated old-time Hardy Boys books.

The drawings were just larks, no doubt, inspired ideas that tip the reader off that Bazell’s sense of humor is offbeat.

But I’d be happy if Bazell wrote further adventures of Brnwa and Violet. And I’d love to see them take on that werewolf.

‘Justified’ begins gathering ‘Loose Ends’

If we learned nothing else from “Justified” tonight, it was: Kentucky women are badass.

“Loose Ends,” tonight’s episode of the third season of “Justified” on FX, was in some ways another “moving pieces into place” episode. U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens and Detroit-mobster-comes-to-Harlan-County Quarles look to be headed for a major conflict. The preview for next week had the two of them facing off.

But tonight Quarles was off stage to a great extent and Raylan was doing what he does best: Dealing with Kentucky lowlifes.

Tonight that meant Tanner, the hood who previously ran an illegal medical clinic, trying to shake down a bomb maker. Tanner isn’t — wasn’t — very smart, but how smart do you have to be to know you shouldn’t threaten a bomb maker?

The meat of the episode was left for Boyd Crowder and his moll, Ava, who acted to protect their own interests tonight.

Boyd gave a bravura VFW hall campaign speech for his preferred candidate for Harlan County sheriff in an effort to unseat Quarles’ bought-and-paid-for lawman.

And Ava let her shotgun do the talking once again as she blew away a lowlife (another one) who formerly pimped out some local girls, set them up as bank robbers and then began killing them to eliminate witnesses.

It was one of the highlights of this very strong season so far when Ava (Joelle Carter) suggested to Boyd that she take over as madam. Watching Walton Goggins’ Boyd try to cover his smile was priceless.

 

End of an era: Encyclopedia Britannica stops printing

A belated moment of silence for home phones, videocasette recorders and now, the Encyclopedia Britannica.

After 244 years, the print version of Encyclopedia Britannica is no more.

The company has decided that the 32-volume set for 2012 will be the last to be published on paper.

The decision was an easy one for the company, CNN reported today. Sales of the printed and bound encyclopedia account for only about a percent of the company’s revenue. Even the online version, available since 1994, accounts for only about 15 percent. The company makes most of its money from teaching tools.

Still, for many of us from a certain era of students, the end of the encyclopedia is a nostalgic thing.

Decades before Wikipedia and even sketchier online information sources, encyclopedia sets were the end-all-and-be-all of do-it-yourself learning.

I can’t count the number of times I went to the library and looked up a subject — Egypt, for example, or agriculture — and found the materials I needed for a report. I sometimes — I’m not afraid to admit this — even read encyclopedia volumes when I didn’t have to.

The encyclopedia had what I consider one of the best features of a modern-day print newspaper or magazine: A strong editor’s hand exercised on authoritative material.

Sure there’s a ton of information out there online, much of it valuable. But neither Wikipedia nor most online sources, unless they’re backed by a university, a news publication or Snopes, can be trusted almost without fail.

The Britannica, and most encyclopedias, could.

I’m sure some mistakes crept in. No one could list every export of Brazil in order of importance without making some mistakes.

So it’s a sad day that Encyclopedia Britannica is soon to be gone, at least from between hardcovers.

But I don’t have a current — even a not-so-current — set of Encyclopedia Britannica in my home, so what do I know?

Not enough, apparently.

New ‘Avengers’ posters are out

It seems like there’s some new bit of marketing stuff related to “The Avengers” almost every day. A while back it was a new one sheet and the new, longer trailer. You know, the one with that flying snake thing — or is it Fin Fang Foom? — at the end.

By the way, I saw that preview on TV last night for the first time. Awesome.

Anyway, today a new set of character posters featuring the members of Marvel’s Mightiest Heroes debuted. The poster featuring Hulk and Hawkeye is above.

You can find all the others here.

‘The Fades’ has left me wanting more

Nine years after its departure, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” has left a big, hellmouth-sized void in TV fantasy. But a couple of shows are filling that void.

As much as “Lost Girl,” the Canadian series airing on SyFy, fulfills our minimum daily requirement for “Buffy”-style wit and fantastic action, the BBC series “The Fades” — which has finished airing on BBC America, but can still be found On Demand and on DVD — features other “Buffy” touchstones.

The show is about a teenager, Paul (Iain de Castecker), who comes to find out he is the chosen one, destined to lead the forces of good (Angelics) in their battle with the Fades, a murderous group of walking dead who feast on the living.

But the Fades aren’t just mindless zombies. As led by John (Ian Hanamore in one incarnation, Joe Dempsie in another), the Fades have apocalyptic plans for the world in general and Paul’s town in particular.

It’s up to Paul to protect not only his nerdy, pop culture-obsessed friend Mac (Daniel Kaluuya, whose Brit speak can be hard to figure out but whose constant nerdy references and opening story recaps are a highlight of the series), but his mom (Claire Rushbrook), his obnoxious sister Anna (Lily Loveless) and Jay (Sophie Wu), Anna’s friend and object of Paul’s affection.

Like Buffy, Paul must balance his duties as an unwilling and initially unwitting Angelic with guidance from Neil (Johnny Harris), an Angelic who becomes Paul’s mentor.

But Neil is no Rupert Giles, whose loving but sometimes exasperated guidance of Buffy was one of the cornerstones of that show. Neil is a bastard obsessed with egging Paul into facing off with John and the rest of the Fades.

The show is given texture by other characters, including Sarah (Natalie Dormer), an Angelic who is killed and returns as a Fade.

And hanging over everything, literally, is the end of the world. “The  Fades” shares with “Buffy” the central character’s ability to see the future. Paul’s visions of the end of the world — ash-filled skies and even more dead bodies than are popping up during the normal course of the day — cast a pall even over the daily horrors.

You might find that “The Fades” starts off with a slightly ragged tone. Hang in there. This is a series that starts uneven but very quickly finds its pace.

“The Fades” is punctuated by humor but is as grim as “Lost Girl” is light-hearted. Before the six-episode first season is complete, some very dire things happen to the characters.

The show premiered in Britain last fall and I’m not sure if a second season is underway or planned. I hope it is. Although the threat of John and the Fades is, to a great extent, resolved by the end of the first six episodes, the fate of the world is not. Things look pretty grim as the final scene fades to black.

For “The Fades,” it’s the perfect ending.

‘John Carter’ leaves Hollywood wondering what happened

The box-office performance of Disney’s “John Carter” this weekend has left some Hollywood observers wondering what happened. The movie adaptation of the century-old Edgar Rice Burroughs tale pulled in only about $30 million in ticket sales, not enough to beat “The Lorax” in its second weekend.

My money didn’t contribute to the “John Carter” take, but more on that in a minute.

The New York Times featured a good analysis of why John Carter didn’t do well and is highly unlikely to recoup its $250-million-plus costs, but the article boils down to too much indulgence by director Andrew Stanton (who made Pixar’s classics “Finding Nemo” and “Wall-E”), a badly handled marketing plan and too little interest on the part of moviegoers for the story from the creator of Tarzan.

Maybe the movie will do well overseas. Maybe it will be considered an overlooked classic.

I’ll be able to judge the latter better when I see it. I didn’t see “John Carter” this weekend, even though the Burroughs tales were among my favorites when I was a kid, because the movie had very limited non-3-D showings locally.

I’m convinced that 3-D has become as much of a liability as a draw for some moviegoers, including me. The movies I want to see more than anything else in the next few weeks, “The Hunger Games” and “The Avengers,” will no doubt play in 3-D but I’ll probably have to seek out a theater in which to watch them in good old 2-D.

I’ve heard too many bad reports about how dark and murky 3-D movies can be as they’re projected in our standard movie theaters. “Thor,” a very fun movie, was apparently almost unwatchable in some theaters.

Other moviegoers no doubt think the $3-or-more surcharge for 3-D is also unwelcome, and it is, until 3-D projection is perfected.

In the meantime, movies that cost too much, don’t have a very good marketing campaign, don’t have enough broad appeal and can’t entice people to put up with 3-D projection will suffer. It happened with “Green Lantern” and I think it happened with “John Carter.”